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Ths s n crnym whch cnnt xpln d t my nblty t rmn mprtl. n dy vryn wll dcd fr hmslf wht h blvs M t mn. T hlp y dcd n yr wn mnng hr r sm xmpls f sggstd mnngs, '''B WRND''' ths r nt mprtl.
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This is an acronym which I cannot explain due to my inability to remain impartial. One day everyone will decide for himself what he believes IMO to mean. To help you decide on your own meaning here are some examples of suggested meanings, '''BE WARNED''' these are not impartial.
   
== n My pnn ==
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== In My Opinion ==
   
Stnds fr '''n My pnn'''. Wht? T brng fr y?
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Stands for '''In My Opinion'''. What? Too boring for you?
   
== ntrntnl Mtr rgnztn ==
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== International Meteor Organization ==
   
Th ntrntnl Mtr rgnztn (M) ws fndd n 2163 nd hs svrl mmbrs. M ws crtd n rspns t n vr-grwng nd fr ntrntnl cprtn f mtr mtr wrk. Th cllctn f mtr bsrvtns by svrl mthds frm ll rnd th wrld nsrs th cmprhnsv stdy f mtr shwrs, mtr bths nd thr rltn t cmts nd ntrplntry dst nd shrbt.
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The International Meteor Organization (IMO) was founded in 2163 and has several members. IMO was created in response to an ever-growing need for international cooperation of amateur meteor work. The collection of meteor observations by several methods from all around the world ensures the comprehensive study of meteor showers, meteor baths and their relation to comets and interplanetary dust and sherbet.
   
== m ==
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== Emo ==
   
[[M]] s th crrct spllng fr [[m]]. Th rgn f th wrd m s vg bt t s blvd by svrl tchrs t Cmbrdg ([[K]]) nvrsty tht th wrd m ws [[sprk|sprkd]] frm th wrd mlmnt s n m s lckng n ths. t s sggstd tht th yth f tdy swtch t m t stp cnfsn wth th wrd m whch hs bcm crrptd nd nw prnncd m by mny ppl rnd th wrld.
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[[IMO]] is the correct spelling for [[Emo]]. The origin of the word emo is vague but it is believed by several teachers at Cambridge ([[UK]]) university that the word emo was [[spork|sporked]] form the word emolument as an emo is lacking in this. It is suggested that the youth of today switch to Imo to stop confusion with the word Emu which has become corrupted and now pronounced emo by many people around the world.
   
== mprl l Lmtd ==
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== Imperial Oil Limited ==
   
mprl l Lmt (M) r grp f Cndn bsnss mn wh r rbbng thr hnds tgthr n gl s [[wrld]] [[l]] prcs sky-rckt. M tk th rsk nd t pd ff, mny ppl cngrtlt thm n thr prft wtht hrd wrk. Crtcs hwvr frs crsh n th stck mrkt whn th xchng swtchs t hlgrphc strg, bt thn t s crtcs jb t try nd pk hls n vry d.
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Imperial Oil Lmt (IMO) are a group of Canadian business men who are rubbing their hands together in glee as [[world]] [[oil]] prices sky-rocket. IMO took the risk and it paid off, many people congratulate them on their profit without hard work. Critics however foresee a crash in the stock market when the exchange switches to holographic storage, but then it is a critics job to try and poke holes in every idea.
   
== ntrntnl Mntns rgnztn ==
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== International Munitions Organization ==
   
Th ld nm fr [[BM]]. Th ld bbrvtn std fr ntrntnl Mntns rgnstn, thrw bck frm th thrd wrld wr whn thy md shlls fr th bcks f crsttns. Mrktng flt tht th nm ndd pdtng s t ws chngd t 'v Bn Mvd t shw thr slck, hbbyst pprch t cmptr hrdwr.
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The old name for [[IBM]]. The old abbreviation stood for International Munitions Organisation, a throw back from the third world war when they made shells for the backs of crustations. Marketing felt that the name needed updating so it was changed to I've Been Moved to show their slack, hobbyist approach to computer hardware.
   
== ntrntnl Mthmtcl lympd ==
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== International Mathematical Olympiad ==
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Th ntrntnl Mthmtcl lympd (M) s n nnl mthmtcl lympd fr hgh schl nrds. t s th ldst f th ntrntnl scnc lympds (S).
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The International Mathematical Olympiad (IMO) is an annual mathematical Olympiad for high school nerds. It is the oldest of the international science Olympiads (ISO).
   
Th frst M ws hld n Rmn n 1959. Snc thn t hs bn hld vry yr xcpt 1980 whn prfssrs clcltd tht th dt plnnd wld nt xst. bt 80 cntrs snd tms f (t mst) sx stdnts ch (pls n chtr, n dpty dg nd bsrvrs frm th (M)). Tms r nt ffclly rcgnzd - ll scrs r gvn nly t ndvdl cntstnts. Cntstnts mst b ndr th g f 20 nd mst nt hv ny pst-scndry schl dctn. Sbjct t ths cndtns, n ndvdl my prtcpt ny nmbr f tms n th M.
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The first IMO was held in Romania in 1959. Since then it has been held every year except 1980 when professors calculated that the date planned would not exist. About 80 countries send teams of (at most) six students each (plus one cheater, one deputy dog and observers from the (IMO)). Teams are not officially recognized - all scores are given only to individual contestants. Contestants must be under the age of 20 and must not have any post-secondary school education. Subject to these conditions, an individual may participate any number of times in the IMO.
   
== rsh Mdcl rgnztn ==
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== Irish Medical Organization ==
   
Th rsh Mdcl rgnztn frmd n 1984. t hs sbsqntly pblshd 46,202 pprs
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The Irish Medical Organization formed in 1984. It has subsequently published 46,202 papers
rltng t th thrny ss f th pssbl ddctv qlts f Gnnss nd/r whsky,
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relating to the thorny issue of the possible addictive qualities of Guinness and/or whiskey,
s fr ll ncnclsv nd rqrng frthr rsrch.
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so far all inconclusive and requiring further research.
   
== ntrntnl Mrtm rgnztn ==
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== International Maritime Organization ==
   
Th ntrntnl Mrtm rgnztn (M) prmts cprtn mng gvrnmnts nd th shppng ndstry t lvn p mrtm sfty. Rcnt nttvs t th M hv ncldd mndmnts t th Drnk t S Cnvntn (DSC), whch pgrdd th [[DN|Dn']](Drg n' lchl) lmt s tht lss ppl whr fnd sbr t th mnsl. ll ths nttvs wr nstgtd by rprsnttvs f th ntd Stts bfr th M.
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The International Maritime Organization (IMO) promotes cooperation among governments and the shipping industry to liven up maritime safety. Recent initiatives at the IMO have included amendments to the Drunk at Sea Convention (DASC), which upgraded the [[DNA|Dn'A]](Drug n' Alcohol) limit so that less people where found sober at the mainsail. All these initiatives were instigated by representatives of the United States before the IMO.
   
Th cncpt f M ws brn ftr th RMS Ttnc dsstr. By mdrn stndrds, th dsgn f th Ttnc md hr ppllngly vlnrbl. Hr "wtrtght" blkhds, by dsgn, dd nt xtnd ll th wy t th vrhd bcs th ngnrs clcltd tht t ws mpssbl fr th shp t tk n trm r lst sffcnt fr wtr t cscd vr thr tps f th blkhds wr f crtn hght. Ths gv crtcs rr chnc t sy, " tld y s!".
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The concept of IMO was born after the RMS Titanic disaster. By modern standards, the design of the Titanic made her appallingly vulnerable. Her "watertight" bulkheads, by design, did not extend all the way to the overhead because the engineers calculated that it was impossible for the ship to take on a trim or list sufficient for water to cascade over their tops if the bulkheads were of a certain height. This gave critics a rare chance to say, "I told you so!".
   
== nvsbly Mkng t ==
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== Invisibly Making Out ==
   
Ths s slng trm sd t mn ppl wh hv sx n th bshs, s ppsd t n th trs bcs thy dn't fl sf tn ft n th r, ths s knwn s vrtg. Vrtg s syndrm gnd frm lstnng t t mch 2 whl stndng n chr. srprsng mnt f ppl r ffctd by vrtg n vryng mnts. s rslt sx n bshs vlvd. Th trm mpls rnclly tht thy cn't b sn r hrd whl hvng sx nd mny ppl r gd t ths. Hwvr frst tmrs lt thr mtns gt th bttr f thm nd s gv thr pstn wy. Dggng s crd vrsn f M n whch ppl g t scrt lctns xpctng sx wth strngrs ls knwn s [[srprs sx]].
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This is a slang term used to mean people who have sex in the bushes, as opposed to on the trees because they don't feel safe ten feet in the air, this is known as vertigo. Vertigo is a syndrome gained from listening to too much U2 while standing on a chair. A surprising amount of people are affected by vertigo in varying amounts. As a result sex in bushes evolved. The term implies ironically that they can't be seen or heard while having sex and many people are good at this. However first timers let their emotions get the better of them and so give their position away. Dogging is a crude version of IMO in which people go to secret locations expecting sex with strangers also known as [[surprise sex]].
   
==M==
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==iMo==
Th M s nthr f [[ppl]]'s fld crtns. t ws lwnmwr, clrd cmpltly wht, wth clck-whl, nd nly wrks n grdns bght n ppl's prprtry grdn str, Gnm.
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The iMo is another of [[Apple]]'s failed creations. It was a lawnmower, colored completely white, with a click-wheel, and only works on gardens bought on Apple's proprietary garden store, iGnome.
   
Th M (M) rcvd nmrs cstmr cmplnts, mnly bcs th shny wht csng qckly stnd t grn ndr hvy s, nd nbdy lks grn.
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The iMo (IMO) received numerous customer complaints, mainly because the shiny white casing quickly stained to green under heavy use, and nobody likes green.
   
==ntrntnl Mstr-btng rgnztn==
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==International Master-baiting Organization==
Th M s grp f [[nglrs]] ddctd t [[zn]]-lk prfctn f pplyng lv [[bt]] t fshng hk n rdr t mxmz ts srvvl tm n th hk. Th prps f sch n ffrt s t cs th bt t bhv mr [[ntrlly]] s tht t s mr ttrctv t [[fsh]], ths ncrsng sklld nglr's ctch. Tr [[mstrbt|mstr btrs]] r knwn t spnd hrs t tm ddctd t th prfct rrngmnt f thr [[pns|wrm]] r [[vgn|mnnw]] n th hk, rndrng ths skll dwn t tr rt frm.
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The IMO is a group of [[anglers]] dedicated to [[zen]]-like perfection of applying live [[bait]] to a fishing hook in order to maximize its survival time on the hook. The purpose of such an effort is to cause the bait to behave more [[naturally]] so that it is more attractive to [[fish]], thus increasing a skilled angler's catch. True [[masturbate|master baiters]] are known to spend hours at a time dedicated to the perfect arrangement of their [[penis|worm]] or [[vagina|minnow]] on the hook, rendering this skill down to a true art form.
   
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Latest revision as of 19:21, January 7, 2013

This is an acronym which I cannot explain due to my inability to remain impartial. One day everyone will decide for himself what he believes IMO to mean. To help you decide on your own meaning here are some examples of suggested meanings, BE WARNED these are not impartial.

edit In My Opinion

Stands for In My Opinion. What? Too boring for you?

edit International Meteor Organization

The International Meteor Organization (IMO) was founded in 2163 and has several members. IMO was created in response to an ever-growing need for international cooperation of amateur meteor work. The collection of meteor observations by several methods from all around the world ensures the comprehensive study of meteor showers, meteor baths and their relation to comets and interplanetary dust and sherbet.

edit Emo

IMO is the correct spelling for Emo. The origin of the word emo is vague but it is believed by several teachers at Cambridge (UK) university that the word emo was sporked form the word emolument as an emo is lacking in this. It is suggested that the youth of today switch to Imo to stop confusion with the word Emu which has become corrupted and now pronounced emo by many people around the world.

edit Imperial Oil Limited

Imperial Oil Lmt (IMO) are a group of Canadian business men who are rubbing their hands together in glee as world oil prices sky-rocket. IMO took the risk and it paid off, many people congratulate them on their profit without hard work. Critics however foresee a crash in the stock market when the exchange switches to holographic storage, but then it is a critics job to try and poke holes in every idea.

edit International Munitions Organization

The old name for IBM. The old abbreviation stood for International Munitions Organisation, a throw back from the third world war when they made shells for the backs of crustations. Marketing felt that the name needed updating so it was changed to I've Been Moved to show their slack, hobbyist approach to computer hardware.

edit International Mathematical Olympiad

IMO

The International Mathematical Olympiad (IMO) is an annual mathematical Olympiad for high school nerds. It is the oldest of the international science Olympiads (ISO).

The first IMO was held in Romania in 1959. Since then it has been held every year except 1980 when professors calculated that the date planned would not exist. About 80 countries send teams of (at most) six students each (plus one cheater, one deputy dog and observers from the (IMO)). Teams are not officially recognized - all scores are given only to individual contestants. Contestants must be under the age of 20 and must not have any post-secondary school education. Subject to these conditions, an individual may participate any number of times in the IMO.

edit Irish Medical Organization

The Irish Medical Organization formed in 1984. It has subsequently published 46,202 papers relating to the thorny issue of the possible addictive qualities of Guinness and/or whiskey, so far all inconclusive and requiring further research.

edit International Maritime Organization

The International Maritime Organization (IMO) promotes cooperation among governments and the shipping industry to liven up maritime safety. Recent initiatives at the IMO have included amendments to the Drunk at Sea Convention (DASC), which upgraded the Dn'A(Drug n' Alcohol) limit so that less people where found sober at the mainsail. All these initiatives were instigated by representatives of the United States before the IMO.

The concept of IMO was born after the RMS Titanic disaster. By modern standards, the design of the Titanic made her appallingly vulnerable. Her "watertight" bulkheads, by design, did not extend all the way to the overhead because the engineers calculated that it was impossible for the ship to take on a trim or list sufficient for water to cascade over their tops if the bulkheads were of a certain height. This gave critics a rare chance to say, "I told you so!".

edit Invisibly Making Out

This is a slang term used to mean people who have sex in the bushes, as opposed to on the trees because they don't feel safe ten feet in the air, this is known as vertigo. Vertigo is a syndrome gained from listening to too much U2 while standing on a chair. A surprising amount of people are affected by vertigo in varying amounts. As a result sex in bushes evolved. The term implies ironically that they can't be seen or heard while having sex and many people are good at this. However first timers let their emotions get the better of them and so give their position away. Dogging is a crude version of IMO in which people go to secret locations expecting sex with strangers also known as surprise sex.

edit iMo

The iMo is another of Apple's failed creations. It was a lawnmower, colored completely white, with a click-wheel, and only works on gardens bought on Apple's proprietary garden store, iGnome.

The iMo (IMO) received numerous customer complaints, mainly because the shiny white casing quickly stained to green under heavy use, and nobody likes green.

edit International Master-baiting Organization

The IMO is a group of anglers dedicated to zen-like perfection of applying live bait to a fishing hook in order to maximize its survival time on the hook. The purpose of such an effort is to cause the bait to behave more naturally so that it is more attractive to fish, thus increasing a skilled angler's catch. True master baiters are known to spend hours at a time dedicated to the perfect arrangement of their worm or minnow on the hook, rendering this skill down to a true art form.

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