Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization

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Welcome to the revamped, renewed, refreshed, recycled, newly new and improved UN:IC!
    Now bought out by the GTC-ULLA

Please take a moment to read these rules and guidelines before starting.

Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that periodically chooses a new article to improve. It's a mass-cooperation similar in function to Wikipedia's "Collaborations" section. We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with, or look up (such as Batman, Bruce Wayne, Creationism, God or Al Gore), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.

In simple words: We steal, we kill, we destroy, we recreate!

Or something. Whatever.

Contents 1 Hey, apply here! (Membership requests) 1.1 Current conscripts 2 Meet our staff 2.1 Retired members 3 Our current Colonization 4 The current queue 4.1 Protocol for nominating an article for Colonization 5 This month's Nominations for IC: 5.1 Baseball 5.2 Disney 5.3 Hershey's 5.4 Horse-drawn submarine 5.5 Prison 5.6 Steve Jobs 6 Successful Conquests

edit Hey, apply here! (Membership requests)

Please do not add your name to the "Meet our staff" list, just add your name below. If you're approved, we'll add it to the big board for you. Also, please do not apply if you do not meet the new membership requirements.

If you want to apply using Her Majesty's Code, editor/user Buccaneer Batman would apply as:

*{{u|Buccaneer Batman}}

You, on the other hand, should apply as:·

*{{u|your username}}

edit Current conscripts

• Buccaneer Batman

After you're approved and on the big board, add this template to your userpage. It's pretty, I know.

Once you're signed up, you have an indeterminate amount of time (probably about one to three weeks) to contribute to the current colonization; get a feel for how the process works. Then the real fun begins!

Note: Since Feb 01, 2010 all Monks who do not participate in the colonization that begins immediately after they apply will be removed from the list. (Don't worry, we'll let you know when it starts.)

edit Meet our staff

Colonizer	Score	Rank	Last Colonization
Joe9320	12	AHEAD	Dinosaur
Why do I need to provide this?	6	H SAG	Dinosaur
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user	15	FCPT	Dinosaur
Fredd The Mahmauscher	8	GLIEU	Science fiction
PuppyOnTheRadio	7	GLIEU	Dinosaur
Miley Spears	6	H SAG	Science fiction
Happytimes	6	H SAG	Dinosaur
Aleister in Chains	5	H SAG	Dinosaur
Nameable	4	H SAG	Bruce Wayne
Matt lobster	4	H SAG	Dinosaur
Binky The WonderSkull	3	H SAG	Discordianism
Striker2117	3	H SAG	Science fiction
DougalthePanda	3	H SAG	Science fiction
Grumblegrump	2	H SAG	Discordianism
Maniac1075	2	H SAG	Science fiction
HELPME	2	H SAG	Science fiction
Lyrithya	2	H SAG	Dinosaur
Rifting	1	H SAG	Bruce Wayne
Magic man	1	H SAG	Dinosaur
Simsilikesims	0	IMON
Shabidoo	0	IMON
Leoispotter	0	IMON
Scofield	0	IMON
Electrified mocha chinchilla	0	IMON
Black flamingo11	0	IMON
Xamralco	0	IMON
Roozie	0	IMON
NoNamesLeft	0	IMON

edit Retired members

Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members, Who may be welcomed back, should they get over their fear of the Nazis, residents of the city and politicians (this is based on the old ranking scheme): x x SysRq, MMIA, last seen during Great Britain Optimuschris , last seen during Transformers Gerrycheevers, , last seen during God Thekillerfroggy, , last seen during God Zheliel, FCPT, last seen during God Simsilikesims, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Raliter, FCPT, last seen during You Colin "All your base" Heaney, FCPT, last seen during Transformers An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays, FCPT, last seen during God Zana Dark, FCPT, last seen during Transformers GlobalTourniquet, FCPT, last seen during Michael Jackson YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans, FCPT, last seen during Singapore Tagstit, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia TheLedBalloon, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia Sonje, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain Fluffbat, FCPT, last seen during Singapore CrabPope, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain MrN9000, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain Judgement, FCPT, last seen during You LongLiverh3, FCPT, last seen during You Bad Shroom, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Aladdin Sane, FCPT, last seen during Transformers glopso360, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Jlsmith, FCPT, last seen during Creationism Iwillkillyou333, FCPT, last seen during Creationism Claudius Prime, FCPT, last seen during Creationism Why do I need to provide this?, H SAG, last seen during Dinosaur

Note: Those who have not participated in the last three colonizations will be retired, with regret. Anyone who votes for an article that's chosen for colonization and does not edit it (or, possibly, participate in its discussion) will be retired. However, should any retirees want to become active members, they may certainly reapply.

edit Our current Colonization

U2

Now, start destroying and start rewriting (or rewrite from the destruction).

edit The current queue

Please see this before you nominate. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason. Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in.

At the end of a colonization the top three to five nominations will be kept in the que and have their voting history reset. The other inactive/unpopular nominations will be removed, but may certainly be renominated. Past nominations/winners can be found in the archive.

Note from the Head Priest: I plan to help with whatever article is chosen.

edit Protocol for nominating an article for Colonization

1. Add {{VoteCOTW}} to the top of the article
2. Add the article to the bottom of The current queue using a level three header.
3. Write Nom, or Nom and For, or something recognizably similar; give a short reason for your nomination; then sign.

Optional: Give an additional concept suggestion for how the article could be colonized.

Example: if your user name is "Buccaneer Batman" and you wanted to nominate the article Flying Bloodsucking Pirate for Imperial Colonization, you could write

=== [[Flying Bloodsucking Pirate]] ===

* '''Nom and For'''. Reading through the history of this article was like swimming through the Joker's toilet. More scary than funny and full of crap. I suggest we make this a spork by doing a takeoff of the Wikipedia article on '''Flying Bloodsucking Pirate'''. Buccaneer Batman 13:13, 01 February 2010

edit This month's Nominations for IC:

edit Baseball

• For. The best thing about the page is the opening pic, which should be kept (Touchdown), and most of the rest is huffable. Some pics and lines can be kept. Uncy should have a great article on this sport, which is America's national sport and Japan - before the reactor took out the country - used to play it. Many other countries play Baseball. So for. Aleister 1:46 1-4-'11

edit Disney

• Nom and For. This article just plain sucks. There's not one redeeming quality to it and I know that tons of people are gonna search this. We really need a featured Disney. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:54, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

  Screw it, I'm rewriting it myself. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hershey's

• Legacy Nom

edit Horse-drawn submarine

• Legacy Nom

edit Prison

• Right now it's just a bunch of lists. A lot of bunch of lists. --This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 19:30, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Steve Jobs

• Right now it's only one or two paragraphs and very crass. I'm working with the authors on this. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 16:04, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

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