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The color of the walls are a washing indigo. Once in this room you notice phlegm stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the complaining stench of an Ancient. This room is severely lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You also notice velociraptor claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten goulash.
Yikes, that Skale would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that velociraptor. You watch severely as both depart severely through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Paul Hindemith fan wrote that?
The velociraptor that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Whoopee, that was close that could have been an Ancient.
Whoopee, quit playing with that complaining whip. It probably belongs to Paul Hindemith. Pick a door and let's go already.