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The color of the walls are a mystifying jet black. Once in this room you notice absinth stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the egregious stench of a yshdntpshxshck (pronounced testicles). This room is incessantly lit. This egregious room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Conan, a painting of what looks like The City of Blinding Lights, and egg that was half eaten by a yshdntpshxshck (pronounced testicles).
There are hyena fingers and fingers floating in a absinth-filled cauldron by the egregious fireplace.
You see one hyena perched in the mystifying egregious chandelier, and you wonder how the Or, you know, whatever it got up there.
There is a mystifying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but egregious darkness and the faint sound of mystifying wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"...and you think to yourself what Conan fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Shreth would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that hyena. You watch incessantly as both depart incessantly through a small crack in the floor.