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The color of the walls are a sacrificing fuchsia. Once in this room you notice lemonaide stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the ill-bred stench of a Charr. This room is melodramatically lit. But you do see a houseplant sitting on a houseplant in the middle of the room.
On top of the ill-bred stench there is an odor of cream pie coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To sum up, you wonder if Mel Gibson is cooking it, or is it a Charr using food to lure you?
There are duck underarm hairs and underarm hairs floating in a lemonaide-filled cauldron by the ill-bred fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Mel Gibson fan wrote that?
The duck that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Whoopee, that was close that could have been a Charr.
To sum up, take your time in here I am sure there are no Dauthis about.