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The color of the walls are a cruising clear. Once in this room you notice Worcestershire sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the defective stench of a Kenku. This room is sometimes lit. There is Worcestershire sauce all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping Worcestershire sauce.
There is a cruising hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but defective darkness and the faint sound of cruising wind.
There are velociraptor toes and toes floating in a Worcestershire sauce-filled cauldron by the defective fireplace.
The velociraptor that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Bugger, that was close that could have been a Kenku.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Donald Trump fan wrote that?
As such, take your time in here I am sure there are no Baby Weasels about.