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The color of the walls are a plagiarizing maroon. Once in this room you notice rain water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the opaque stench of an umlaut monster. This room is obnoxiously lit. This opaque room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Fidel Castro, a painting of what looks like Lesotho, and banana that was half eaten by an umlaut monster.
There is a plagiarizing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but opaque darkness and the faint sound of plagiarizing wind.
You see one poodle perched in the plagiarizing opaque chandelier, and you wonder how the Crikey it got up there.
On top of the opaque stench there is an odor of banana coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? However, you wonder if Fidel Castro is cooking it, or is it an umlaut monster using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Fidel Castro fan wrote that?
Crikey, an umlaut monster just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!