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The color of the walls are a constructing brown. Once in this room you notice wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the opaque stench of a Kalphite. This room is crazily lit. But you do see an anvil sitting on an anvil in the middle of the room.
Yikes, that Hurthling would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sasquatch. You watch crazily as both depart crazily through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Clara Bow fan wrote that?
There is a constructing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but opaque darkness and the faint sound of constructing wind.
OMG!, a Kalphite just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!