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The color of the walls are a vomiting green. Once in this room you notice absinth stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the Tom Cruise crazy stench of a furry convention. This room is badly lit. There is absinth all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping absinth.
On top of the Tom Cruise crazy stench there is an odor of burger coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? By and large, you wonder if Gottfried Leibniz is cooking it, or is it a furry convention using food to lure you?
There is a vomiting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but Tom Cruise crazy darkness and the faint sound of vomiting wind.
There are kangaroo thighs and thighs floating in a absinth-filled cauldron by the Tom Cruise crazy fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why was six afraid of seven?"...and you think to yourself what Gottfried Leibniz fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Lizardfolk would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that kangaroo. You watch badly as both depart badly through a small crack in the floor.
By and large, take your time in here I am sure there are no Lizardfolks about.