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The color of the walls are a agreeing sky blue. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the artificial stench of an Orsimer. This room is carefully lit. But you do see a rake and a rake sitting on a carefully constructed table in the middle of the room. There are two sky blue chairs and two carefully constructed balloons.
Yikes, that Devourer would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that owl. You watch carefully as both depart carefully through a small crack in the floor.
There are owl tumbs and tumbs floating in a slivovitz-filled cauldron by the artificial fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Amy Rose fan wrote that?
Watch out, quit playing with that artificial tyrant. It probably belongs to Amy Rose. Pick a door and let's go already.