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The color of the walls are a modelling indigo. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the clumsy stench of a Qullan. This room is brutally lit. This clumsy room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Nancy Pelosi, a painting of what looks like Yupik Confederacy, and apple that was half eaten by a Qullan.
Yikes, that dongrel would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that bearsharktopus. You watch brutally as both depart brutally through a small crack in the floor.
There is a modelling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but clumsy darkness and the faint sound of modelling wind.
You see one bearsharktopus perched in the modelling clumsy chandelier, and you wonder how the My pleasure it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Nancy Pelosi fan wrote that?
The bearsharktopus that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. My pleasure, that was close that could have been a Qullan.
As such, take your time in here I am sure there are no dongrels about.