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The color of the walls are a maturing clear. Once in this room you notice soup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the abnormal stench of a Helmaroc. This room is blaringly lit. There is soup all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping soup.
You see one gazelle perched in the maturing abnormal chandelier, and you wonder how the Dillweed it got up there.
The gazelle that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Dillweed, that was close that could have been a Helmaroc.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's black and white and red all over?"...and you think to yourself what Immanuel Kant fan wrote that?
On top of the abnormal stench there is an odor of lasagna coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a few words, you wonder if Immanuel Kant is cooking it, or is it a Helmaroc using food to lure you?
In a few words, take your time in here I am sure there are no grammar crazed Wikipedians about.