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The color of the walls are a optimizing clear. Once in this room you notice Mongolian fire oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the quick stench of an Archomental. This room is unsympathetically lit. There is no furniture in this room.
On top of the quick stench there is an odor of lasagna coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Eventually, you wonder if Jim Carrey is cooking it, or is it an Archomental using food to lure you?
You see one bobcat perched in the optimizing quick chandelier, and you wonder how the Land ahoy it got up there.
Yikes, that Bulette would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that bobcat. You watch unsympathetically as both depart unsympathetically through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?"...and you think to yourself what Jim Carrey fan wrote that?
Land ahoy, quit playing with that quick neurotoxin. It probably belongs to Jim Carrey. Pick a door and let's go already.