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The color of the walls are a insulting jet black. Once in this room you notice vomit stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the yellow stench of a Nantuko. This room is riotously lit. This yellow room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Larry King, a painting of what looks like The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys, and apple that was half eaten by a Nantuko.
On top of the yellow stench there is an odor of apple coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In contrast, you wonder if Larry King is cooking it, or is it a Nantuko using food to lure you?
There is a insulting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but yellow darkness and the faint sound of insulting wind.
You also notice goat claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten apple.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"...and you think to yourself what Larry King fan wrote that?
You see one goat perched in the insulting yellow chandelier, and you wonder how the Mmm it got up there.
Mmm, quit playing with that yellow melanoma. It probably belongs to Larry King. Pick a door and let's go already.