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Hunger also known as "UHHHN!!" and "boredom" is a sense of feeling that you get when hungry and most commonly when no food is readily available as to fuck with you. This means that your general lack of food has become a feeling, causing you to be sick, delirious or watch Oprah, when not fed. Hunger is thought to have first been popularized by George Foreman, though God might also be responsible.
Hunger is the feeling when the lack of food has taken over. Your stomach and intestines perceive that there are no calories in them, that they're full of water, air, and freshly processed poop from the food that you ate the last time you were hungry. You only came to this page because you are hungry. Please enjoy the picture of these chicken wings. They were REALLY tasty by the way. This is obviously not a delightful experience, and may cause slight pain in the stomach. This feeling is to note the brain that it needs food. Unless this need is filled, a person may die. Starvation is an incredibly horrible way to die, worse than being strangled by your telephone cord while talking for three hours about mitosis with your child's biology teacher.
Hunger, while withstanding food imagery may cause a slightly erotic feeling, causing the person to drool and "trance" at the image. If you are currently hungry, there is an image on the right that should cure your hunger.
HAHA! Fooled you. You were probably drooling all over your keyboard before you realized that I was tricking you, and you were SO STUPID you probably wasted like 17 seconds staring at the image. I still haven't found a cure for hunger, and I'M NOT LOOKING FOR IT! Ya noob.
edit I so fooled you
Sorry if I have caused a general disturbance in your stomach areas. NOT! You noob. You didn't know what hit you.
Alright, alright. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for ever showing you that photo about them chickens wings that looked so downright juicy and tasty and spicy. Probably something you would want to eat for ever more. Until you're full of food and just ready to pop. Yeah, you could eat that sort of chicken wing all night in Buffalo, New York. Of course, you would need new chicken wings, because if you barf the chicken wing out and eat it, you will probably not be as equally stomach-joyful.
Just look at it. It's so pretty. Such a pretty picture. And I FOOLED YA AGAIN! Yeah, I so pwned you. So, what you gonna do about it? You can't just come on down here to my house and kick the shit out of me. You are not Chuck Norris or any other Internet meme. I am way over there. You cannot find me. You are probably heading for the restaurant, BUT WAIT! You are still reading. How is this possible? Such an orthodox event from you. Entirely not what I expected.
edit Steps of Hunger
- Disturbance in Stomach
- Need for food
- Embarrassing Stomach Growls
- Slow disorientation
- Being Paralyzed
- Watching Oprah
- No poop for several hours
- Death (no Heaven)
edit Still hungry?
Too bad. You can't remove hunger without eating. DON'T GO TO THE KITCHEN JUST YET! Maria is about to make a decision. He's taking out a note. It reads... Heh. Sounds like you don't have what it takes -- The guts. Or rather, what's in them. You hungrypants. You suck at not being hungry.