Hunger
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Hunger is a sense of feeling that you get when hungry. This means that your general lack of food has become a feeling, causing you to be sick, delirious or watch Oprah, when not fed.
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[edit] Hunger
Hunger is the feeling when the lack of food has taken over. This is obviously not a delightful experience, and may cause slight pain in the stomach. This feeling is to note the brain that it needs food. Unless this need is filled, a person may die.
Hunger, while withstanding food imagery may cause a slightly erotic feeling, causing the person to drool and "trance" at the image. If you are currently hungry, there is an image on the right that should cure your hunger.
HAHA! Fooled you. You were probably drooling all over your keyboard before you realized that I was tricking you, and you were SO STUPID you probably wasted like 17 seconds staring at the image. I still haven't found a cure for hunger, and I'M NOT LOOKING FOR IT! Ya noob.
Yeah, you are such a noob. You must be the most nooby noob in your KINDERGARTEN, the Noob Valley kids. You noob. Your wife must be called "Mrs. Nooberson" or something. Or maybe you're not even married. Nooby pants. Maybe you are married. To yourself!
[edit] I so fooled you
Sorry if I have caused a general disturbance in your stomach areas. NOT! You noob. You didn't know what hit you.
Alright, alright. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for ever showing you that photo about them chickens wings that looked so downright juicy and tasty and spicy. Probably something you would want to eat for ever more. Until you're full of food and just ready to pop. Yeah, you could eat that sort of chicken wing all night. Of course, you would need new chicken wings, because if you barf the chicken wing out and eat it, you will probably not be as equally stomach-joyful.
Just look at it. It's so pretty. Such a pretty picture. And I FOOLED YA AGAIN! Yeah, I so pwned you. So, what you gonna do about it? You can't just come on down here to my house and kick the shit out of me. You are not Chuck Norris or any other Internet meme. I am way over there. You cannot find me. You are probably heading for the restaurant, BUT WAIT! You are still reading. How is this possible? Such an orthodox event from you. Entirely not what I expected.
[edit] Steps of Hunger
- Disturbance in Stomach
- Need for food
- Slow disorientation
- Being Paralyzed
- Death (no Heaven)
[edit] Still hungry?
Too bad. You can't remove hunger without eating. DON'T GO TO THE KITCHEN JUST YET! Maria is about to make a decision. He's taking out a note. It reads... Heh. Sounds like you don't have what it takes -- The guts. Or rather, what's in them. You hungrypants. You suck at not being hungry.
