Human Personality Syndrome
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Human Personality Syndrome, or HPS is a disorder known to affect many children and teenagers, and is suspected to afflict many adults. It can be divided up into various categories such as Attention Deficit Disorder and Asperger's Syndrome. It is known to be a serious mental condition which doctors, government and the Media are working around the clock to inform people about and eventually eradicate.
[edit] Do You Have HPS?
The main symptoms of HPS are:
- Enjoying the company of gnomes and often waking up with several of them in your bed decapitated
- Having Irish roots from a very distant relative who once went to an Irish pub, therefore you feel obliged to have an obsession with Irish folk
- Understanding Shakespeare
- Knowing the meaning of candor
- Reading this article
Most likely, if these traits fit you, you should see the real world or have contact with a human being. They will help you get back to normal with the help of weaning you off World of Warcraft.
[edit] Common Solutions
There are various ways of treating HPS. Looking at this list can help you fix all of your HPS problems.
- Getting a new head
- Joining a cult
- Buying a hamster
- Collecting toe-nail clippings
Marijuana and Kitten Huffing have been known to help sufferers. They don't really help symptoms but they let you forget about everything, including your symptoms, by getting you fucked up, especially if you huff the orange kittens. They fuck you up REAL good. Doctors really don't approve of the methods for these reasons:
- Facist dictatorship and communism will rise
- There is a distinct decrease in peanuts
- Shakespeare books decrease in sales
- The answer to life, the universe, and everything will become clear
As most people know, Doctors are full of shit anyways, and the liberal media, which approves of all forms of getting high, is not.
