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One day there was a man. He wanted a dog. So, he bought a dog but did not know what to name it. So, he asked his neighbour and his neighbour said, "Name it the first thing you see when you look out the window in the morning." And the man did just that. When he woke up, he looked out the window and saw a crack in the road so he named his dog "Crack". Then, he moved to Idaho. He did not know what to name his house, so he asked his neighbour. His neighbour (how strangely coincidental) said, "Name it the first thing you see when you look out the window in the morning." And so that is what the man did. So, the next morning, the man looked out the window and saw his dog's big hairy butt. So he named his house "Big Hairy Butt". Then, he lost his dog. He called the police and said, "Police! Police! I looked all over my Big Hairy Butt, but I can't find my Crack!