HowTo talk:Write the Great American Novel

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Ideas

  • American novel must start from humble origins, so start on some awful writing medium or torture yourself in some other way.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 01:57 Mar 28, 2008
  • Make yourself depressing yet patriotic. Alternate emo music and the national anthem.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 01:59 Mar 28, 2008
  • Make sure it's horrendously long and full of insane metaphors. Mar 28 (02:09)   Le Cejak <->
    • Try to nest the metaphors within each other for extra points. Remember the golden rule of writing: If they can't understand it, they'll assume it's great just to be safe.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 02:15 Mar 28, 2008
    • Make sure the metaphors refer to normal, everyday things, like love or something, but make it impossible to decipher. Mar 28 (02:21)   Le Cejak <->

Topics

  • People struggling against all odds Mar 28 (02:10)   Le Cejak <->
  • the American Dream Mar 28 (02:10)   Le Cejak <->
  • People struggling against the American Dream Mar 28 (02:10)   Le Cejak <->

Methods of inspiration

What is the American Dream?

Aw Cajek, screw

Go forth and flourish; it's your article. It's my fault I didn't help. Fucking homework and other such real life things.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 16:48 Apr 27, 2008

We have to write an article together sometime! Before you back out, you could do the review for this... If your review helps any you can have half-credit if you still want!   Le Cejak <Apr 27, 2008 [16:57]>
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