Why didn't you write this sooner? I've been waiting for something like this all my life! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:37, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm so sorry. At this point I don't see any way that I can write it sooner for you. --TPLN 22:17, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, I'm already ecstatic that it's here right now. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:56, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Ahh, what a very articulative article.Saberwolf116 01:48, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

This was written because of me, wasn't it? The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportraitMUN igneous protrusion!! 17:54, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

It hurts because it reminds me of my high school days. The part about waking up metamorphosed as an art critic, that is. --Dandin1 01:19, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

You read Kafka in High School? Zounds. I went to a California public school, so I didn't. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 01:28, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Very nice article. Esn 02:29, 5 August 2009 (UTC)