HowTo talk:Wake up from a bad reality

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its really unsaveable dude slims i know what i put wasnt that good but seriously it not even close to being kind of funny comeone dude. The preceding unsigned comment was added by XCpt Snow (talk • contribs)

Comments about deletion of the article in the article itself, and obvious vandalism is going to be reverted here. Don't vandalize an article that you find unfunny, nominate it on VFD if you really think it is that bad. While you're there, take a look at the other articles on VFD and compare it if you will. Also, sign your posts with 4 tildes like this. ~~~~-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:49, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

dude i added to it not vandalised it. its listed as needing help. if you cant abide by that then you do it . dont just leave it imaciated untill it deleted. and remember If you don't want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then don't submit it here

oh sorry

XCpt Snow (talk) 23:58, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

The jokes about poop all over the place made an unconvincing opening to the article, as well as a really gross mental image. I want the reader to somewhat sympathize with the situation to begin with, and not be grossed out and turned off by the intro. Besides, for all you know, maybe I DID break up with my boyfriend 7 years ago, and am almost asexual (or at least celibate right now) but really don't care? Break-ups are more painful right away than they are years later. Also, some of the additions you made assume that the reader is male. I tried to make this article so that it can be enjoyed both by males and females equally. It is listed as needing IMAGES. The one image that is there is old and boring, and lacks a caption. I need some new images for this article, some that practically suggest a funny caption to them. This article has subtle humor to it, and perhaps that humor is too subtle for you to detect, or simply lacks enough shock value for you. All humor is not shock humor. Comments in the article about how the article isn't funny will be reverted as vandalism. Use the talk page for *constructive* criticism. For how to do constructive criticism, go to Pee Review and read the guidelines there. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:20, October 30, 2012 (UTC)

hahah whatevs. i guess poo jokes funny to everyone. and that boyfriend is really sad story :( whould you like to talk about it some more?XCpt Snow (talk) 00:37, October 30, 2012 (UTC)

Poo jokes have their place, when done right, but they just didn't seem to fit in this context. I might talk about my ex-boyfriend on occasion on IRC, but that was a long time ago, and I've mostly moved on. I have my own independent life now, and I like it that way, not needing the approval of one more person on how I'm supposed to live my life, nor having someone putting more demands on my time. My spare time is my own, and I like it that way. Besides, the relationship was always more important to me than the sex. If I just wanted sex, I could get that in a bar with some drunk guy, but that isn't what I want. So I'm willing to wait for what I want, and I don't care how long it takes. Besides, working on finding permanent full-time employment is a higher priority for me right now. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:20, October 30, 2012 (UTC)

i agree to all that stuff you said and i will find a new place for my poo jokes lolXCpt Snow (talk) 01:28, October 30, 2012 (UTC)

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