HowTo talk:Subsist on an all-OREO® diet for the rest of your life
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Just in case anybody comes by here to find the last section still incomplete, I'll go ahead and summarize what I had in mind before I made great friends with this block of mine. The Good Life rambles about how you can spend the rest of your life pigging out without a care in the world. Type 2 Diabetes continues to harp on about how pigging out is still totally worth it (completely sugarcoating/glazing over the physical threats that come with diabetes (I suggest you look them up if you don't know)).
Finally, Death mocks you for being fat and weak. It blames your stupidity and inability to follow through with things for your death. It also makes a point to describe the disgusting manner in which you died and the fact that not a single person showed up to your funeral -- which was all just for show, because you were cremated anyway (nobody could make a casket large enough to fit your corpse). -- KneeChee27 03:21, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
- Nevermind that previously stated rubbish. I managed to lock myself in a room so that I could finish the stupid thing. I guess I'll include some pictures and get this thing reviewed. -- KneeChee27 00:58, 26 February 2009 (UTC)