HowTo talk:Kill two birds with one stone

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What about tying a stone to a stick and using it as a club? You could use it to kill much more than just two birds, and you're still using the one stone. With a stick. And rope. And maybe a little glue. Of course, coaxing a bird to within striking distance is still rather tricky... --User:Ximm/sig -15:59, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Actually, I believe that something along these lines lead to the development of Cricket. The birds were replaced by balls in the 1890s. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 16:25, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
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