HowTo talk:Get a suntan

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HAHAHAHA! Smells like BBQ here! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:39, January 23, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, I came across the sun pic on a random page and it fell into place right there. More and more I'm "into" the sun. Realizing that there's this massive nuclear furnace of unimaginable proportions right-fucking-there, and we can look at it at sunrise and sunset. And that every single star (those tiny lights up there, most people would say) are massive gigantic nuclear furnaces with millions of nuclear bombs going off every second, so many that it takes, what, years? for their heat to rise to the surface! Anyway, yeah, and I hope this doesn't get huffed because it's only two pics, and I would like a place to stare at a good sun pic when I'm in that sun mood.. Made me lol too. Aleister 21:44 23-1-'12
The Milky way contains millions of stars, the sun is a very average one, and the Universe contains millions of galaxies like the Milky way. This is a site of higher learning FFS! We're not a bunch of stupid morons, we are intelligent morons. Difference. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:15, January 23, 2012 (UTC)
Liar! It's billions of stars, billions of galaxies. Liar, liar, Science denier. A. Moron 2:00 24-1-'12
My Scientology guru told me it's millions and my ultimate God lives in a volcano, you heretic! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
See, liar, liar, this is from an article you just voted for, see, billions, proving that your scientology rabbi knew nothing of which he confidently spoke. Ha! Aleister 21:04 5-2-'12:

Our sun is one of a 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe.

Here's a link for a real-time look at the sun: Aleister 5:35 3=3=14

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