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edit "List of people who got laid"

Oh god, do we have to? What's funny about that? (Remember HTBFANJS, "writing is as much about what you leave out as what you put in"?) I would delete it straight away but people get pissed about me being possessive over my articles, which isn't true, it's just that everyone else is unfunny... ahem...

Opinions?--Gubby 11:18, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Don't fear the reverter. Or the bad punner.--Procopius 11:44, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
I'll take that as overwhelming public support.nfl picks Done. *grin* --Gubby 13:56, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
The actual idea was to trap people into signing "~~~~", leaving exactly the time when they were editing, just if you're interested. Don't worry, just cut out if you don't like it, it's a bit dubious joke anyway. CP\M 14:02, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

edit GET THE INSIDERS EDGE ON HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN

Someone sent me this link in a spam email when my email address got posted on the front page of a seduction website.

http://www.lulu.com/content/231078

I thought it was kinda hilarious, for a number of reasons:

  • The guy had to spam random email addresses to get his book sold.
  • The obvious shittiness of the book, as evidenced by his own pitch, and the countless spelling and grammar mistakes therein, not to mention his compulsive caps-locking. This guy wrote a book?
  • The fact that because nobody baught the book, he filled up the comments on the ebook-marketing website with more marketing-babble, which started to look a little like begging after the fifth.
  • "HOW CAN U GET A CHICS NUMBER WITHOUT ASKING..........impossible.......WRONG MY FRIENDS.......THERE IS A WAY......SO SIMPLE YOU WILL BE SLAPPING YOUR FOREHEAD SAYING WELL DUH. "
Hi!
Who is this?
I'm a guy who tried to chat you up before, and now I've stolen your number thinking that you'd react to me better on the phone!
OMG I'm so horny!


I wanted to put this on the external links list, but then I thought perhaps they might miss the inherent humour and think it was just spam.

Edit: you can Preview[[1]] the book. There are no surprises.

Thoughts?--Gubby 11:04, 16 September 2006 (UTC)


That's hilarious. Do it. Prolix 03:29, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

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