HowTo talk:Date an Emo Girl
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edit How to tell the difference between an Emo Girl and a poser.
- Her mascara is not bought in bulk.
- Wrist cut lines run across the street and not down the river.
- Owns Hannah Montana pajama, bath robe and comforter set.
- Her angst is primarily directed at the latest Gossip Girl episode.
edit Date suggestions for an Emo Girl
- Punk concert.
- Warehouse fire.
edit Additional gift ideas.
- Tattoos or additional piercing.
- Thrift store clothing.
- Poetry book with all the pages cut out.
edit Very nice
This is quite possibly the best emo satire I'e ever read. Good job! • • • Saturday, 07:56, Apr 17 2010
im tired of this being called emo. i love girls with this personality but emo is a music sub genre and nothing more..fuck this world xD
- Well it can also be a style, like goth is both a music genre and a style.--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:56, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
I have two things that I feel I must address here. A. That I am not a computer savy person and that I have spent the last hour and a half of my life attempting to add my two cents (maybe one cent) to this truely steller article. B. Where was this article during my only attempt of courtship with a Nice Emo girl. I tryed for 7 years to win this girls heart, I even had it for a while, but due to my lack of experience and inability to to decipher the Emo mind I ended up losing the woman that I fell for all those years ago. I was rivited by this article and found it quite impossible to pull myself away. I thank the author, I only whish you had written this sooner.