HowTo talk:Date an Emo Girl

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 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Jan 2010 ~ 06:36 (UTC) (By the way don't make lists like these, incorporate it all in to a nice paragraph(s).)

edit How to tell the difference between an Emo Girl and a poser.

  • Her mascara is not bought in bulk.
  • Wrist cut lines run across the street and not down the river.
  • Owns Hannah Montana pajama, bath robe and comforter set.
  • Her angst is primarily directed at the latest Gossip Girl episode.

edit Date suggestions for an Emo Girl

  • Punk concert.
  • Warehouse fire.
  • Funeral.

edit Additional gift ideas.

  • Tattoos or additional piercing.
  • Thrift store clothing.
  • Poetry book with all the pages cut out.

edit Very nice

This is quite possibly the best emo satire I'e ever read. Good job! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 07:56, Apr 17 2010

Why thank you--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:56, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

im tired of this being called emo. i love girls with this personality but emo is a music sub genre and nothing more..fuck this world xD

Well it can also be a style, like goth is both a music genre and a style.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:56, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

I have two things that I feel I must address here. A. That I am not a computer savy person and that I have spent the last hour and a half of my life attempting to add my two cents (maybe one cent) to this truely steller article. B. Where was this article during my only attempt of courtship with a Nice Emo girl. I tryed for 7 years to win this girls heart, I even had it for a while, but due to my lack of experience and inability to to decipher the Emo mind I ended up losing the woman that I fell for all those years ago. I was rivited by this article and found it quite impossible to pull myself away. I thank the author, I only whish you had written this sooner.

Sign your posts fgt.TheGreatOctopusOtako
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