HowTo talk:Be French

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When I wrote "cheillmy" sauce I intend to make it sound like "Kill me". Also, the similarity of the English "AAAAAAAAA!" is based on "The French speaks normal English when no one's listening", or when they're really panicked. AAAAAAAAA!

Re: the Eat Anything section. In Dutchland, we have a famous soup, called "gevonden voorwerp soep" which translates to "lost&found stuff soup" in English. In French however, this would be "Potage a objects perdues". Apart from me being on linux and lazy about the accents, here is a curious cultural difference. The Dutch claim "found" for things that have no obvious owner. The French instead name these thingies "lost". The British mix, according to them such stuff is both lost and found. Which is technically the most correct. What does this reveal about the awareness of other peoples property in the various cultures of the world? -- di Mario 22:33, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

This is hilarious stuff ! The build up to the menu and then the menu itself had me howling. 10/10 Some of the stuff about personal hygiene is outdated.-- ⦿⨦⨀ Phrage (talk) 10:31, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Agreed - I've taken out the personal hygiene stuff. If anyone liked the smell of it they can put it back. --UnLaw 00:44, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

Hum I'm french and the array to convert from english names to french's isn't very funny, we don't put accents everywhere...

I tend to agree. Much funnier is the equivalent in the dÉsencyclopédie: Anglais; see also Angleterre. --UnLaw 00:44, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit I want to be polish!!!

...-- 15:25, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:23, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

I learned some French in both of my high schools and the food section is disgusting even when the French used is fake. To the guy who commented above who actually is French, this is a joke site!

edit Savon is not sperm

I read "anus de porc (A la Bedford) filled with savon (sperm)". Noo, noo, noo. Savon is soap. While soap is very practical for anal sex, sperm is better in case you have to use a vagina (it is said that some do). --RaymondFrancois 13:32, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

edit We might all surrender, now!

We may have been defeated by truth - alternatively, at least we may have been outflanked thereby. This article appeared in the leading (and only) Australian national newspaper, The Australian, today 31 October 2010 <>. This day was both the day on which The Australian was able to praise itself as awarded "Newspaper of the Year 2010" and also, of course, Halloween, when sensible people dress up as witches. The story appeared in the print edition today and is online today, although it will soon disappear from online access (owned by a Mr Murdoch) unless you pay for view - but it has been taken up by other websites. Maybe more fool those others, yet I can't see anything in it that is clearly untrue. (Outside this story, it really seems to be true that, owing to contractual obligations, Britain will build an aircraft carrier that will see service for only three years.) My ironical friends - mes ami(e)s amateur(e)s de l'ironique - why do we bother? --UnLaw 09:19, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

But, really - are there some stories so weird that even Uncyclopedists could not improve them? Such as Wikipedia, Elmyr de Hory. --UnLaw 20:59, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Driving like a frenchman

Judging by the list i would say that frenchmen drive preatty well, i mean, in Rome people always do all the things of the list, the difference is that 1- they continuosly try to surpass you even if there is a signal that forbids it or you're satanding still at the red traffic light 2- at crossroads the right of way does'nt belong to who comes from the right but to whoever takes it!

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