HowTo talk:Be Emo

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Crash merge The contents of HowTo:Be an Emo were merged into HowTo:Be Emo and they now redirect here. For the contribution history and old versions of the merged article please see its history.

Emos don't work out at all, it should say that their weak as hell.

I know this article is meant to be offensive but can we get rid of the retarded edits i dressing it says baldness. Wtf does baldness have to do with emo. I'm going to fix some of the stupidity in this article. XXxChriscorexXx 14:01, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

edit emo's

some of the things that u have put in there is a load of shit and it is rubbish im emo and have blonde hair and they like alsorts of colours but black most and u forgot that emos wear big sczrfs and lots of make-up. the last thing is that i am emo and we dnt all cut our selves and moan

Well, I believe that if an emo falls in a mosh pit, it DOES make a sound, even if theres nobody to hear it. You know, because everyone hates you. --Nytrospawn 17:45, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Mmmm, indeed, indeed. But, I might ask you, what is the sound of one emo crying? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 17:49, Jun 23

edit fuck this


Go ahead, ladies first. ;P --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 09:00, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

edit uhhh

is that seriously a picture of patrick wolf

edit This article is my baby, stop ruining it!!!1

That was a joke, but it has some seriosity to it. Firstly, I saw an edit that changed "will" to "wil". Hideous.

Secondly, the article is intended to say how great emos are, it completely ruins it if you change a whole section (A Reason for Being Emo), which was by the way pure, untainted genius, to a poorly considered insult. I'm looking at you,

Thirdly, the Hair section which ended with "And, of course, there is no way of denying the uses of..." was, to any intelligent person, intended to lead on to the next section! And yet, look what I found there: "Also, a general rule of thumb is to let 3/5 of your face be covered by your hair." Ruined my article. Yes, my article.

I may be exaggerating how annoyed I am at this (well, OK, only a bit), but this sort of thing shouldn't be allowed. Mainly the problem is people not reading before they edit, I think.

And I know I don't own the article. But I'm removing these edits, and I don't care what you say!

Oh, shit, no, please don't tell mommy! Please! Look, I'll change them back, OK? OK?--Sakrotac 18:03, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

edit A tip....

Make sure your online screen name has plenty of X's in it and the word "emo". for example, XxXemoXxXchickXxX or XxbloodyxemoxX. 18:22, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Brilliant idea! I'll add it now... --Sakrotac 11:12, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Screw You

Oh damn, I guess HowTo: Be an Emo was utter shit... because this article used to be good (even if I do say so myself). Seriously, whoever merged these together obviously didn't try and match up the styles or probably even fully read at least one of the articles in question. But it's the people who edited the other article who were being stupid and not funny, and just insulting without making jokes. Thinly veiled attacks are not in-keeping with the way the article was written. And putting in random numbers and all that sort of thing - 23.5 hours, huh...? THAT'S FUNNY! --Sakrotac 21:33, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

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