HowTo:Use an HP Printer
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[edit] Copying a Document
If you have an HP PSC model, you can copy documents without having to use a computer. All it takes is a few simple steps:
- Open the scanner bed, and insert the document that you want to scan.
- Choose the settings in the options that you would like to use, and press enter.
- Hit "black" for a black and white copy or "color" to use the little bit of color ink that you have left.
- Wait
- Read the error message
- Turn the printer off
- Turn the printer on
- Try step 3 again
- Read the error message
- Disconnect the power
- Reconnect the power
- Try step 3 again
- Read the error message
- Wait for the alignment sheet to print out
- Remove your document from the scanner bed, and replace it with the alignment sheet
- Hit enter
- Wait
- Re-insert your document to the scanning bed
- Pray
- Hit up Steve Jobs. He will show you the way.
- Call back the kid you kicked off the computer to get 5 minutes of top quality computer work done and see if they can make it work
- Thank them for not appearing to even try to do something clever only kids know about printers
- Repeat step 3
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There, you're done already. It wasn't that hard, was it? Just time consuming, thats all.
UNPORTANT: Note also that if your printer fails to work after completing these steps, it may be possessed by the minions of Satan. The best beginner's method of exorcism is shouting repeatedly at it "The power of Christ compels you!"
Is problems persist, you have little choice but to consult Bob Dole.
