HowTo:Recent
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- Masturbate Furiously With Knives
- Walk on Saturn without falling over
- Decorate your cunt for Easter
- Keep Americans Out Of Your Country
- Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope
- Beet off
- Get back to London if you suddenly find yourself in France
- Avoid Buying Things
- Upset the Gods
- Join The Internet Wrestling Community
- Drive your car out of a lake
- Scar your children for life
- Build a Great Empire
- Really really really piss off Bizzeebeever
- Meet women
- Write a Bullshit Story
- Make your own Large Hadron Collider
- Get Un-Lost
- Draw a perfect circle
- Quit wanking forever
- Forge a Uranium Sword
- Delete the Recycle Bin
- Recognize a dubstep song
- Put the toothpaste back in the tube
- Get a suntan
- Get a boner
- Kiss Ass
- Make up Fake Dan Quayle Jokes
- Insulate your loft
- Make it drink
- Pee While Standing
- Count to 1
- Be Happy
- Make your date think you're a whore.
- Make me RICH
- Snowboard your way to awesomeness!
- Understand the Watto-Qui Gon Bet
- Be A College DJ
- Milk a Cow
- Found a language
- Disable a Tsar Bomba
- Fly a chimpanzee
- Become Wiccan
- Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Leave Uncyclopedia as Dramatically as Possible
- Create a Teenaged Superhero
- Be Narcissistic
- Survive the apocalypse
- Make crime pay
- Replace bread with something else
- Wake up from a bad reality
- Be a purebred American
- Break your addiction to Uncyclopedia
- Be Deep
- Survive Arkham Asylum
- Be just and not just a rule-quoting jerk
- Face your upcoming death
- Take the Road to Ruin
- Become an Assassin
- Become An Hero
- Beat Shaq
- Kill Time
- Migrate to and become a Citizen of the United States
- Grow your own Exploding Carrots
- Be a Troll
- Solve A Problem With cannons
- Escape from Hell
- Build a Paper Empire
- Get Expelled from School
- Fool a Robot
- Reenact History
- Turn nature into collectibles
- Write a novel
- Buy a One Way Ticket to Hell and Back
