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Make friends with people who have a lot of sisters. Choice is always a good thing.

Most men have a dormant sexual attraction to most females that they come into contact with. Men that do not have this attraction are gay. When a man comes into contact with the sister of a friend, the attraction comes to the fore and takes over his mind. If a man does not feel this it us because his friend's sister is not hot enough. Many men have tried to have some uninterrupted time with the girl (or girls) in question but most have failed. Don't let that happen to you. What you need to know is How To Fuck your Friend's Sister(s) And Get Away With It. Okay, let's get right down to it. Please be careful as to not miss read this article and believe it says, "HowTo Fuck Your Sister(s) And Get Away With It", because doing that is already easy enough and the last thing you would want is Uncyclopedia making it more difficult for you. Which reminds me, my cousin is hot and we haven't spoken in a while.

If you know your friend has a sister, skip this step. If you don't have any friends, get some and then follow these instructions.

Right then... Well, the most obvious way of finding out if your friend has a sister is to ask:

"You got a sister or what?"

Don't do this. It's way too obvious. What you should do is to ask:

"You got any siblings?"

This way, you don't sound gay or perverted (If you're interested, this also works if you want their brother). When you ask this, you should not look as lust-fuelled as I know you ~~might~~ will be. You should look curious and interested...

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