HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained
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Do you want to keep your geriatric relatives from breaking all your hardware? Do you want to keep your wife and/or husband occupied while you're out and about? Do you want to keep your children and other people's children from shitting on the carpet? Now you can, with this handy guide on HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained! Keeping an idiot entertained has never been easy, especially since idiots tire themselves really easily, but with this handy guide, you'll be able to get anyone with a one-digit IQ occupied for hours, even days!