HowTo:Hide a Dead Hooker/You Clicked Yes

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edit Jesus H. Christ.......

You actually clicked yes. Do you have instructions on the back of your hand reminding you to breathe? Is that how you've survived this long?

An artist's impression of how stupid you are:

Stupid

Do you know what will happen if you set off the fire alarm? Eh? Do you fuck-job? Let's just walk you through it, shall we?

A You'll attract attention to wherever the hell you are right now and

B THE FUCKING FIRE BRIGADE WILL ARRIVE

And do you know what you'll have in your room this whole time? Cast your mind back, I'm sure it will come to you. Let me see now.... Nihilism

A DEAD FUCKING HOOKER!!!

Nihilism

On a scale from one to human vegetable, you sir, are very fucking stupid. For future reference if I ask you at any point in the proceedings whether or not you are a dumb-fuck, you answer yes. And why do you answer yes? Because you fucking are. If, in the next hour or so, you do exactly as I say and try very hard to fight your natural tendency to chase shiny objects you might just get through this. Head the fuck back.

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