HowTo:Get your article tagged NRV
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With all the effortless wit and ineffible wisdom that flows naturally through any keyboard hooked up to a Wiki via teh InterWebs, it is sometimes difficult to find a poorly written article on Uncyclopedia. Hence, the question on every n00b's lips is: "How can I trick the admins into thinking my latest masterpiece is an unpolished turd?" A plethora of tactics may be employed, but for the sake of brevity, we will explore a mere myriad. Still, they should suffice to earn your article the coveted stamp of No Redeeming Value.
edit Ensure that your article is a list (or a list of lists) and not really an actual article
You may do this:
- to avoid typing.
- to avoid carpal tunnel syndrome
- because you are a lazy fatass.
edit Avoid the use of pictures
edit Avoid proper formating
- the use
- strange indentation
- is often a sign of poetic
- genious. -- ee cummings
edit Give the reader the impression that your article is unfinished
“A quote might do the trick”
edit Give the reader the impression that your article is a series of after-thoughts
edit P.S. Be stupid and not merely homorous