HowTo:Get your article tagged NRV

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With all the effortless wit and ineffible wisdom that flows naturally through any keyboard hooked up to a Wiki via teh InterWebs, it is sometimes difficult to find a poorly written article on Uncyclopedia. Hence, the question on every n00b's lips is: "How can I trick the admins into thinking my latest masterpiece is an unpolished turd?" A plethora of tactics may be employed, but for the sake of brevity, we will explore a mere myriad. Still, they should suffice to earn your article the coveted stamp of No Redeeming Value.

edit Ensure that your article is a list (or a list of lists) and not really an actual article

You may do this:

  • to avoid typing.
  • to avoid carpal tunnel syndrome
  • because you are a lazy fatass.

edit Avoid the use of pictures

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Thank Goodness there is no picture here!








edit If you must include links, make sure they are broken

Red links call attention to themselves like no others.

edit USE THE cAPS lOCK

edit Avoid proper formating

      • the use
  • of
          • strange indentation
    • is often a sign of poetic
        • genious. -- ee cummings

edit Adopt a vulgar or patronizing tone, you dumbfuck

edit Give the reader the impression that your article is unfinished

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“A quote might do the trick”
~ Oscar Wilde on NRV

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edit Give the reader the impression that your article is a series of after-thoughts

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edit P.S. Be stupid and not merely homorous

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