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Not to be confused with becoming a hero, Becoming An Hero is an courageous yet dangerous task that requires bravery and skill. If someone has suggested that you should "look into it," "become one," or that "you know what you have to do," then perhaps it is time that you became An Hero too. This article will give you the origins of the undertaking and how to accomplish it yourself.
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