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Not to be confused with becoming ''a'' [[Hero|hero]], Becoming [[Hero#An Hero|''An'' Hero]] is an courageous yet dangerous task that requires bravery and skill. If someone has suggested that you should "look into it," "become one," or that "you know what you have to do," then perhaps it is time that you became An Hero too. This article will give you the origins of the undertaking and how to accomplish it yourself.
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I'm about to teach you some pretty experimental [[Rifles|shit]], so I will hold no responsibility for anyone whose face is blown out the back of their heads at how revolutionary it is. I also hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by how delicious [[Helicopters|this shit]] tastes.
   
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Okay then, firstly make sure you are mentally [[Football|prepared]] for what is about to happen. Breathe in slowly through your nose and exhale out your mouth. If you are not calm then the next steps will definitely make you freak the [[Mantuition|fuck]] out.
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Once you feel ready for the journey that lies ahead, you must get yourself a mug. Not some small-time pussy sized mug, a big [[International Rules Of Manhood|fucker]] like the one pictures to the left here. I chose one that illustrates my manly love for chocolate. Chocolate is fucking delicious, don't even try to deny that. You lying piece of [[beer|shit]].
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Revision as of 14:34, May 21, 2011

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Disclaimer: I'm about to teach you some pretty experimental shit, so I will hold no responsibility for anyone whose face is blown out the back of their heads at how revolutionary it is. I also hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by how delicious this shit tastes.

Okay then, firstly make sure you are mentally prepared for what is about to happen. Breathe in slowly through your nose and exhale out your mouth. If you are not calm then the next steps will definitely make you freak the fuck out.

Once you feel ready for the journey that lies ahead, you must get yourself a mug. Not some small-time pussy sized mug, a big fucker like the one pictures to the left here. I chose one that illustrates my manly love for chocolate. Chocolate is fucking delicious, don't even try to deny that. You lying piece of shit.

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