HowTo:Determine if you might be an Uncyclopedian in the style of Jeff Foxworthy

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The following is a set of criteria against which you, dear reader, may measure yourself, and find yourself wanting.

  • If you get nominated for a bizarre award of some sort,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
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  • If you talk with an accent,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you laugh at sophisticated poop jokes,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
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You can pee in the Uncyclopedia pool and nobody cares.

  • If you use Uncyclopedia as reference for school work,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you use drugs and write,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
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  • If you don't use drugs and write,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you find the idea of Christian Heavy Metal ironic,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If your brain is improperly wired,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you don't discriminate in who you ridicule,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you can laugh at yourself, but would much rather laugh at others,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you bring a gun to a knife fight,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you pissed a tequila anaconda the full length of the parking lot,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you have too much time on your hands,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
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  • If you have been mistaken for an escaped mental patient,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If your parents think they've failed in raising you,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you know what "clowney daggers" refers to,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If your pets have a sense of humor,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you use the National Enquirer to inspire your writing,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you watch way too much animal sex,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
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  • If you could be a porn star,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you once shot a vending machine to see how long it took the cops to show,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If your writing is reminiscent of Tourettes syndrome,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you are willing to connect the random in unlikely, occasionally tempting ways,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
  • If you make fun of Chinese people who hate rice,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
Tip

It takes for-fucking-ever to mow the lawn with a weed whacker.

  • If you hover around a few pages, eccentriclly so, and they, and your habits provide strange, amusing insight,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.::
  • If you are your own mom,
You might be an Uncyclopedian.
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