HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw
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Cutting your own head off with a chainsaw can be quite dangerous, unless certain precautions are taken. I shall first demonstrate the unsafe method, then show you how to do it safely.
The Unsafe Method
Start the chainsaw, then apply it to your neck, like thi
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