HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

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“Hooray for the Darwin Awards.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Cutting your own head off with a chainsaw

Cutting your own head off with a chainsaw can be quite dangerous, unless certain precautions are taken. I shall first demonstrate the unsafe method, then show you how to do it safely.

The Unsafe Method

Start the chainsaw, then apply it to your neck, like thi

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