HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

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'''Cutting your own head off with a [[chainsaw]]''' can be ''quite'' dangerous, ''unless'' certain precautions are taken. I shall '''first''' demonstrate the unsafe method, '''then''' show you how to do it safely.
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'''Cutting your own head off with a [[chainsaw]]''' can be ''quite'' dangerous, ''unless'' certain precautions are taken. I shall '''first''' demonstrate the unsafe method, '''then''' show you how to do it safely.
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==The Unsafe Method==
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Cutting your own head off with a chainsaw can be quite dangerous, unless certain precautions are taken. I shall first demonstrate the unsafe method, then show you how to do it safely.

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