HowTo:Click with a mouse

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You could end up looking as healthy and sociable as this guy!

So, you're an octou don't ucessor". A "160 However, you're still bored, and this computer thing looks fairly exciting. There is something you need to know, though, and that is how to click with a "computer mouse".

Getting Started

Well, the first thingnacceptable Coupons (One of them will eventually work)

Finding a "Computer Store"

Once you've got alfinger that is on the mouse downwards... let go... now the same with the other one. Congratulations. You've learned how to click with a mouse. Now you just need to phone up that nerdy (great-?)grandson and ask for a computer. Remember to hint that you'll leave him a little extra in your will. The joke'll be on him when he finds out how little money you actually have.

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