HowTo:Cheat on RuneScape

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“ Seriously, this game fucking sucks”
~ Captain Understatement on Runescape
“Yay!!!! I have a life!!!”
~ Typical Runescape player pre-Nuke
“Shit. But meh, I'm makin the m00ney”
~ Typical attitude post-Nuke

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Just download a bot!

So you want a Runescape Bot? Just download one at! Or (If u believe this, I'll laugh) Gl!

. So, you want to know about Runescape Bots?

RuneScape is a MMORPG in which players create a little guy that doesn't change in any way (not growing facial features or any thing) unless you give an experienced player/pedophile 3,000 gold, and even then they still look walking pieces of shit that do nothing other than bore you to hell and leave you with no choice than to keep performing mundane tasks to level up, most of which aren't very hard and that you could be doing in real life to actually contribute to society but that you're instead doing on a stupid free online game that will have no outward effect on your life.


“The foolish player labours day and night to increase his FUCKING player's FUCKING rank; the wise player takes that frustration and downloads a bot.”
~ Book of Zamorak 13:7


The history of bots is as thus:

"There was once a programmer who was playing RuneScape. All of a sudden, he thought: "Wouldn't it be great if I could leave this Woodcutting and go and do something else? That way i can get a life! And so he set to work creating this MasterPiece" *editor laughs*. [2]


"I want to use a bot, but I don't know how it works!"

A bot works in a very simple way (no, no, ALMOST REALLY simple!)

Most bots work by reading the different coloured pixels on your screen; for example, with "Sythes PowerMiner" (the image above which can also be found on your butt!) it asks you to first store the lightest colour of the 'ore' you want to mine, and then to store the buckle of the inventory bag. When you press "Let's Go", the miner will take control of the mouse (quite scary the first time you do it!) It will mine the rocks that you set the colour of until you have a full inventory; it then activates an 'autodropper'. This works in a similar way to the miner: it just reads the colour of the ore in your inventory, places the cursor over it, and selects the drop command from the right click drop-down menu.

Bot Nuke

On October 25th, 2011, Jagex decided to make the game "fairer and more fun" which equally translates to "now everyone must play 10-15 hours a day to become l33t, and since bots pretty much allowed everyone to get massive amounts of xp, the game will be forever unfair to those who have never macro'd." Despite this, player response was almost unanimously positive (because everyone who supports macroing have their posts hidden on the official forums); the typical response being:

Need a waifu

Ironically, Need a Waifu was later perm-banned for botting. (Seriously! I'm not shitting you! Gf traitor.)

Software such as RSBuddy, Powerbot, RS Bot, and EpicBot, have for the most part, crumbled under the bot nuke, RSBuddy going as far as to shut down after its creator "Mod Jacmod" decided to give false hope and steal everyone's money.

Colorbots howerver, still remained strong but were hit hard with Jagex's gourraud update, spontaneously and randomly changing much of Runescape's color scheme. Robotz in Disguise have since, relased an official statement:

“Yes, although Jagex has fucked us again with Gourraud, we will still be charging outlandish prices for our shitty bots. Thank you.”
~ Some bot in love.

Will bots ever come back? Will the fat kids continue to rejoice as they are better rewarded for their 10-15 hours of daily gaming? The answers are uncertain. For now, we can only waste our lives on a meaningless role-playing game.

In other news, Jacmob (the owner of RSBuddy), has decided to revamp the site with undergoing changes to its overall look and feel. He's decided to have his site to be a fansite, a site where legitfags can come and enjoy their time with the effortless site he's decided to build. Everybody is waiting for this "new site" to arrive in hopes of RSBuddy will survive, and the process to continue making bags of jew money from its users. Dick riding faggots believe this will happen, little do they know that it's just another way for Jacmob to stall time and decide what he really wants to do with his site. For all we know, he might make it into a porn site and make cash that way with his Indian buddy Arbiter, the Gandhi spartan from Halo. People who continue to dick ride Jacmob will only find themselves with another timer, a timer that will finally put the site to end.

On the other hand, Powerbot continues to push their estimated time for the new bot to arrive even further as the date gets closer to their failure. Their reasons to this is to maintain the gold farming ads to gain more revenue in the support of their fellow bot users. The community still has no idea what Paris the bird has decided to do with his website. My prediction is that it may just be a site to advertise Chinese gold farming companies. Paris is a business man, unlike "Jacmob" who claims to not be one...(*cough*, nice gold farming ads you prick *cough* nice profit from the premium bots)anyway, that's besides the point. The fact is, there won't be anymore Powerbot, but its dick riding 12 year old pre-pubescent kids still continue to wipe their pre-cum all over it.

Free Advice

Well, that's the end of the Runescape Bots guide.

If you want some really amazing free advice, here it is:


Thank you for your time. But please, get a life and stop playing runescape......

Yours sincerely, A random Douche.

no bots now im afraid :'( am soooo upset

Pop that shit into your browser and have a grand ol' time.


  1. Actually, I just made it up. I mean, seriously, Zamorak is a fictional fucking character for fuck's sake. Jesus Christ!
  2. The retard went by the name of Loser Mc Loser Pants, and hes a douchebag. Just so u know. Christ.
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