HowTo:Build A Better Career Today

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Be your own boss
Special pamphlet containing information on working from home

Work at home
Make 10, 50, even 100 Thousand dollars a month

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edit Call now

Call now, and we'll send you out a special pamphlet containing information on working from home and taking orders from no one - but yourself!

“After just three months, I was making up to $7,000 dollars a week, all working from home!”
~ American genius on Buying this book

edit Call now

All you have to do is call RIGHT NOW, in the next 50 seconds, and we'll ship you out a free copy of our thick book, full of tips on being your own boss and working from home. What exactly do you do? Well, we couldn't tell you that right here, they'd be beating a path to my door if they found out. Let's just say anything! If that doesn't help, send us $19.99, and we'll send you our free CD-rom for more tips and information. You're certaintly not going to be gambling on the real estate market, if that's what you were thinking. We're well above that!

edit How would you like to make 10, 50, even 100 Thousand dollars a month?

edit Be a boss

Stfu teller

If I hear this commercial one more time...

Tired of falling behind in your mortgage and dues? Tired of your rich friends being douchebags? Tired of these goddamn commercials coming on so much? Now's the time to take our online computer-training course to improve your career, today! In just a few courses online or at our special training facility near your home, you can become literate in this year's world of computers! Train enough, and you could be your own boss!

edit How would you like to be your own boss?

edit Call now

Call now, and we'll send you out a special pamphlet containing information on working from home and taking orders from no one - but yourself!

“After just three months, I was making up to $7,000 dollars a week, all working from home!”
~ American genius on Buying this book

edit Call now

All you have to do is call RIGHT NOW, in the next 50 seconds, and we'll ship you out a free copy of our thick book, full of tips on being your own boss and working from home. What exactly do you do? Well, we couldn't tell you that right here, they'd be beating a path to my door if they found out. Let's just say anything! If that doesn't help, send us $19.99, and we'll send you our free CD-rom for more tips and information. You're certaintly not going to be gambling on the real estate market, if that's what you were thinking. We're well above that!



“My career starts today!”
~ Captain Sarcasm on How to build a better career today




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