HowTo:Beat the Dead Horse/Pig

HowTo:Beat the Dead Pig

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Beating the dead Pig is somewhat fun, but meh once agains isn't all that fun. Once again, you need to do this if you want to beat the dead horse later on.

How to Beat the Dead Fly

This is easy - you know the drill, beat it with your hands or a stick. Practice, practice, practice, it makes perfect and than finally, you're ready to beat the dead horse.