HowTo:Beat the Dead Horse/Cat

HowTo:Beat the Dead Cat

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Beating the dead cat is better than beating the dead fly but still isn't much fun. Once again, you need to do this if you want to beat the dead horse later on.

How to Beat the Dead Cat

This is easy - once again, beat it with your hands or a stick. Practice, practice, practice, it makes perfect and than beat an animal that's more difficult to beat, such as a Dog.