HowTo:Beat the Dead Horse/Cat

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Beating the dead cat is better than beating the dead fly but still isn't much fun. Once again, you need to do this if you want to beat the dead horse later on.

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This is easy - once again, beat it with your hands or a stick. Practice, practice, practice, it makes perfect and than beat an animal that's more difficult to beat, such as a Dog.

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