HowTo:Be a guitar hero

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“Pssht. I've had all of them more times than their groupies.”
~ Oscar Wilde on guitar heroes
“I know, right?”
~ Eddie Van Halen on the fact he allegedly got a hummer from Oscar Wilde
“Whore...”
~ Paul Gilbert on himself
Yngwieyoung2

It's all about long hair, leopard print, and leather pants. Don't forget to smoke.

First of all, fuck you.

ONLY I CAN PLAY IT, BITCH! SUCK MY GUITAR DICK! THE REST OF YOU SUCK AT IT!

ONLY I CAN PLAY IT, BITCH! SUCK MY GUITAR DICK! THE REST OF YOU SUCK AT IT!

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