Look at that charming, yet idiotic smile. Charming, but idiotic.
In today's economy, people are cutting back on luxury items to save money, from running water to toilet paper. Unfortunately, even an evil scientist like you has to cut back. I mean, an army of self-aware insane androids can take a lot out of your wallet. As handsome, charming, and maniac-esque you may be from inhaling chemically unstable substances, that won't take you far. If you want world domination in today's economy, you'll have to find some cheap methods.
Step 1: Finding a Cheap Plan
When looking for cheap ways to control the world, you have to think outside of the box, no matter how cold it is out there. Well, here are some good examples provided by special individuals just like you.
Cardboard Box of Doom
This plan is very easy and cheap to make, and I personally recommend it. First, you'll need a Cardboard Box and some marker. Just take your box and draw a scary face on it with marker. This scary face could be of anything, from Godzilla's face to Rosie O'Donnell's. Make sure to be very detailed, and not like a 6-year old's art project. You are free to add other cheap weapons to it, like that worn-out football you found under the bed last Tuesday. There, that was easy, wasn't it? Now the whole population will bow down to your terrifying and putrid box monster when you only spent $2.99! (more...)
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