Holocaust affirmation denial
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Holocaust affirmation denial is the denial that there are people who think the Holocaust happened. This is an upgrade from Holocaust denial because they truly think it is accepted fact that there never was a Holocaust. This is different than not knowing about the Holocaust because the know about the Holocaust. They just believe it is a story told to bad behaving Jewish children to keep them in check, and is understood to be such by the adults.
Holocaust affirmation denial started in 1978 when two guys (Steve and Billiam) honestly thought the Holocaust was a bedtime story. Eventually they were able to market the story of the Holocaust as a kid's book. Here is an exert from "The Grand Tale of the Burning Jews:
|...and Darius not listen to his mother. He had paid 9 cents more than he had to for the kosher products. His mother was SO mad that she handed him to Uncle Hitler. He burned for his sins against money. What a grand uncle!|
They eventually were murdered by the local Jew office but this did not stop their unshakable faith in Holocaust affirmation denial. Billiam H. Besus was appointed mascot of the fight against those do believe in Holocaust denial.
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Today Holocaust affirmation denialists or (HADs) commit Jihad against those do don't believe the Holocaust but believe that holocaust affirmation exists. They are also enemies of Holocaust denial denial because they don't believe in the people that HADs fight each and every day.