Hollywood

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Hollywood.

Hollywood may refer to:

• Hollywood tour with Stephen Alec Baldwin!
• Hollywood values, otherwise known as "the damn values Hollywood and liberals keep shoving down our throats!"
• Hollywood Squares, the game show where people played Tic-Tac-Toe with celebrities!
• Hollywood, California, home to celebrities and thousands of their most devoted fans! Too bad for you, though! That redirects here!
• Pointless Hollywood, which is pretty much pointless remakes of perfectly good movies and shows and all the cartoons you loved as a young child.
• Planet Hollywood, a restaurant owned by the Governator (Protip: Don't ever order the Paris Hilton-wich with Lindsay Lohan sauce... Trust me on that...)
• Or maybe you're an aspiring director/writer looking HowTo:Make A Modern Hollywood Blockbuster! (Another protip: All you need are Will Smith, Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye, and the toaster in Pulp Fiction battling it out, all while a few hot women - I'd suggest Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson - make hot, steamy, uncensored love.)

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