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==Bollywood==
 
==Bollywood==
   
[[Image:Madhuri546.jpg|thumb|When people who speak Hindi fall in love, they look like this. After falling in love and speaking Hindi, they are magically transported to the magical mountains of Switzerland. There they sing about how hopelessly and irreversibly in love they are while the backward natives of Switzerland, clad in sheepskins and wearing cowbells, laugh at their antics from the sidelines.]]Without Hindi, there would be no such thing as [[Bollywood]]. Without [[Bollywood]], there would be many fewer songs and dance numbers in [[movies]] which may or may not be a good thing.
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[[Image:Madhuri546.jpg|thumb|When people who speak Hindi fall in love, they look like this. After falling in love and speaking Hindi, they are magically transported to the magical mountains of <s>Himachal Pradesh</s> Switzerland. There they sing about how hopelessly and irreversibly in love they are while the backward natives of Switzerland, clad in sheepskins and wearing cowbells, laugh at their antics from the sidelines.]]Without Hindi, there would be no such thing as [[Bollywood]]. Without [[Bollywood]], there would be many fewer songs and dance numbers in [[movies]] which may or may not be a good thing. Then the song ends and some horrible tragedy happens.]]
   
 
These contemporary song and dance numbers should never '''ever''' be confused with the '''Golden Era of Hollywood''', or [[Hokey Pokey]], or [[Alcoholism|Delirium tremens]], or St. Vitus' Dance. In fact, they are easily distinguishable for several reasons that are peculiar '''only''' to Hindi movies:
 
These contemporary song and dance numbers should never '''ever''' be confused with the '''Golden Era of Hollywood''', or [[Hokey Pokey]], or [[Alcoholism|Delirium tremens]], or St. Vitus' Dance. In fact, they are easily distinguishable for several reasons that are peculiar '''only''' to Hindi movies:
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#Juggling with a gun and shooting it over a distance of 500 kms.
 
#Juggling with a gun and shooting it over a distance of 500 kms.
 
#Wet sari scenes.
 
#Wet sari scenes.
# Sarees whose color change in between dance numbers.
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#Sarees whose color change in between dance numbers.
# Unibrow.
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#Unibrow.
#No kissing, ever.(Except when there is Emraan Hashmi)
 
#A lingering odor of sandalwood and jasmine.
 
#No hangover the next morning.
 
#Little probability of imminent death.
 
#Paranormal Physics
 
#European countryside.
 
#Trees that pop up in the middle of absolutely nowhere.
 
#Ugly make-up
 
Indians and nepalese are nearly the same, they speak same language and etc etc.
 
   
 
==Better Left Unsaid==
 
==Better Left Unsaid==

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