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In [[India]] भारत each region has its own language. People who speak [[Hindi]] हिन्दी are also known as Biharis, Bhayyas, Jatts. [[Hindi]] हिन्दी is is spoken by Indians who dont speak the other 700 languages of India. Hindi is a deteriorated version of Sanskrit. It is Ghetto-ized Sanskrit. While people who speak Hindi and 700 other languages in India are mostly Hindus, a mutant version of Hindi, known as [[Urdu]], is spoken by Muslims. Urdu originated when Hindi language got raped by Persian language. Urdu is like the Bastard Child of the Indian Subcontinent. Urdu literally means (Ur - "Whore" in Arabic, du is "child" in Pashto, thus the literal meaning of Urdu is "Bastard Child"). Indians confused about the faith they belong to, i.e. uncertain if they are Hindu, Muslim or [[Gay|50-50]], speak [[Engrish|Hirdu]] while the Christians talk [[Gibberish|Bullshit]]. The [[Buddhists]], [[Jainism|Jains]], [[Jews]], [[Zoroaster|Zoroastrians]], [[Zoroaster|Parsis]] and the significantly large religious community of the faith [[Alphabetical order|Et Cetera]] all have their unique home languages to avoid mutual intelligibility. Gandhi, a prominent linguist, and contemporary of [[Noam Chomsky]] -- and also the father of the Indian National Languages ''(well, yes, Gandhi was sexually more virile than his colleague Chomsky)'' -- has praised Hindi thus:
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In [[India]] भारत each region has its own language. People who speak [[Hindi]] हिन्दी are also known as Biharis, Bhayyas, Jatts. [[Hindi]] हिन्दी is is spoken by Indians who dont speak the other 700 languages of India. Hindi is a deteriorated version of Sanskrit. It is Ghetto-ized Sanskrit. While people who speak Hindi and 700 other languages in India are mostly Hindus, a mutant version of Hindi, known as [[Urdu]], is spoken by Muslims. Urdu originated when Hindi language got raped by Persian language. Urdu is like the Bastard Child of the Indian Subcontinent. Urdu literally means (Ur - "Whore" in Arabic, du is "child" in Pashto, thus the literal meaning of Urdu is "Bastard Child"). Indians confused about the faith they belong to, i.e. uncertain if they are Hindu, Muslim or [[Gay|50-50]], speak [[Engrish|Hirdu]] while the Christians talk]]. The [[Buddhists]], [[Jainism|Jains]], [[Jews]], [[Zoroaster|Zoroastrians]], [[Zoroaster|Parsis]] and the significantly large religious community of the faith [[Alphabetical order|Et Cetera]] all have their unique home languages to avoid mutual intelligibility. Gandhi, a prominent linguist, and contemporary of [[Noam Chomsky]] -- and also the father of the Indian National Languages ''(well, yes, Gandhi was sexually more virile than his colleague Chomsky)'' -- has praised Hindi thus:
   
 
'' "Hindi-Urdu is not really a language but a beautiful schizophrenic cricket ball. When the ball hits the pitch at the centre and moves to the right in Devanagari fashion, it is known as Hindi but when it pitches and the batter expects it to swing right, but it violently wobbles up and swings in a reverse direction, it is known as Urdu. "
 
'' "Hindi-Urdu is not really a language but a beautiful schizophrenic cricket ball. When the ball hits the pitch at the centre and moves to the right in Devanagari fashion, it is known as Hindi but when it pitches and the batter expects it to swing right, but it violently wobbles up and swings in a reverse direction, it is known as Urdu. "
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Urdu is therefore said to be a poetic cricket ball. Einstein Khan, the famous Urdu poet and Bollywood actor also added "''It is the 'uncertainty' principle which determines when the ball is Hindi and when it is Urdu. My hairstyle resembles Urdu though!!''''
 
Urdu is therefore said to be a poetic cricket ball. Einstein Khan, the famous Urdu poet and Bollywood actor also added "''It is the 'uncertainty' principle which determines when the ball is Hindi and when it is Urdu. My hairstyle resembles Urdu though!!''''
   
"Gandhi was the only person who had both balls. Noam Chomsky, of course, had none.
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"Gandhi was the only person who had both balls. Noam Chomsky, of course, had none.
   
 
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