High fructose corn syrup

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Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, one of the few cereals in the American marketplace that does not contain High Fructose Corn Syrup

High fructose corn syrup is a drug supplied to the United States government by the Cuban government for free. Cuba provides HFCS to Americans as part of a communist plan to get Americans to become tremendously overweight, have heart attacks, and die prematurely. The Cubans keep consuming that healthy cane sugar, thereby giving them more power.

High fructose corn syrup is so addictive that food companies add it to their products in order to keep consumers buying their food. Some products that frequently contain HFCS are: breakfast cereal, bread, salad dressing, mayonaise, ketchup, pasta, soft drinks, and many, many snacks.

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Things HFCS is

Abundant

It is found everywhere. Don't you dare dress your salad!

Tasty

Yes, it tastes so good. Much better than the cardboard those health nuts want to feed you.

Addictive

One is never enough. Always more. More ketchup on your fries. More Oreo cookies. More store-bought lemonade.

Sneaky

It's in your cereal for breakfast. In your sandwich at lunch. Your sauce during dinner. In all your snacks. Dine out and you don't even know if you're getting it or not.

Artificial

The Cuban factories that produce it insert one cubic sphere of fake corn seed dust and pure fake molasses made from factory produced mercury

Consequences of consuming HFCS

Bankruptcy

Consuming HFCS leads to running out of money. This is because the substance is addictive, and leads consumers to buy more food and spend more money. The money will end up in the hands of the communists.

Ballooning

This is what people who consume HFCS ultimately look like

Your waistline will get so large, you will not be able to fit into your favorite clothes anymore.

Diabetes

150% of those who consume HFCS will eventually develop diabetes.

Heart attack

A heart attack. This is the way everyone who consumes HFCS eventually dies - that is, unless you change your evil ways.