Hercolubus
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Hercóbulus, Nibiru or Planet X is a giant planet larger than Jupiter and that is strange is that on a rocky Earth, which cause a solar eclipse that will last three days of darkness and weather conditions on earth, until finally hit the ground.
Will not save or men's hat. But that's where the jamboree will last for three days of the eclipse.
[edit] A tragedy foretold
Comes the meteor "Hercóbulus" toward the earth and nothing will prevent the shock from Earth and you can not see more porn on your computer. Save your soul Give us all your money and your properties to build the spacecraft in which all escape uncyclopedistas.
The giant planet or asteroid "Hercóbulus is five times larger than Earth and other mentions that is the size of Uranus. According to some scientists, will fall on Earth and leave a given shit unfit for use and the comprehensive insurance does not cover natural disasters or Armageddon, at least I have not paid. .. and you?. If we consider the Doppler effect, which is red, we can deduce that is moving away, but in this case is more likely to be because it is their natural color and we will buzz badly.
[edit] Revelation
From nothing is studying for exams always distressing, because anyway the end of the world will be on Saturday December 22 2012, as at about 4 pm.
The collision of our world with giant planet Hercólubus is brutal. There are questions of celestial mechanics unknown to science. One is related to bringing Hercólubus, planet named for the ancient wisdom and whose approach to our solar system is not only a close and everyone will see, but it will mean major upheavals in all corners of our planet.
The sway of the life everything returns to its beginning or its end, and happened in its previous approach Hercólubus ended the Atlantean civilization. These facts are well known to all those people who in the course of the history enjoyed awakened, were duly narrated through universal flood dediferentes all religions and cultures. Throughout the time s, many writers have talked about this cosmic phenomenon. When Hercólubus closer to Earth, which is placed next to the sun, begin to spread deadly epidemics worldwide and the medical or science officer will not know what kind of diseases are cured and how . Comes to tragedy, from the darkness: tremors, earthquakes, tsunamis and the sale of the new album by Enrique Iglesias.
Humans are mentally unbalanced because of an inability to eat or sleep, and seeing the danger, will be launched at the precipice of a massive cliff.
The end of the planet will be horrible. Frightening but not preventing, because we have the distress of poor humanity, as the facts are not expected and there is no time to lose in illusory things. Soon raising money to build our own spacecraft and escape from this world before that happens. Make your check or send us all your money, the ship is not free.
[edit] External links
- Document graphic
- For the beast it has already passed and was not a planet, but a comet twice Jupiter
- Nibiru and the end of the world
- ...and more
- The Japanese can see Nibiru
- This video shows that it definitely Bulo is to sell the book
| Planets |
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| Confirmed (Solar System): Freddie Mercury / Mercury | Venus | Earth/Lyons/iEarth/World (The Moon) | Disney World | Planet Hollywood | Mars | Planet Google | Globe | Roseanne | Jupiter | Saturn | Uranus / Youranus / Myanus | Neptune |
| Confirmed (Extrasolar): Uncyclopedia | Darwin IV | Discworld | Lexicon | Wikipedia | Pizza Planet | Polkadottia | Gliese 581 c | 55 Cancri e |
| Dwarf planets: Ceres | Pluto | 2003 UB313 | |
| Unconfirmed: Garnox | Mantoobia | Unicron |
| Denied by CIA: Irk | Krypton | Michigan | Neopia | Tiamat | Nibiru | Magrathea |
| In a galaxy far, far away: |
| Members of the Federation: Vulcan | Earth | Qo'noS | xxEarth Cxx |
| Loner Planets: Wisconsin | Your Mom |
