Helena Bonham-Carter
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“I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.”
“I consider her one of the great thespian talents of the century.”
Helena Bonham Carter is a versatile, acclaimed actress. Known for playing dignified ladies such as Bellatrix Lestrange, Nellie Lovett and Emily the Corpse Bride, Bonham Carter has been the loyal girlfriend of Tim Burton for years. Her hair is known to be a kitten that was huffed a bit too much, which triggered her apparent addiction to cocaine, making her mentally unstable in the process.
edit A Selection of her films
- Harry Potter and The Birdy Buddy of the Phoenix (2007)
- Standing on Testicles (2006)
- Hairy Snotter and the Bogie of the Handkerchief (2007) - film forming
- 666 - Helena Bonham-Carter, a lifetime in Ivory (2006)
- Corpse Acting (2005)
- Henry MMIII (2003)
- They Went to Baghdad (2002)
- Novocaine (2001) - flopped at the cinema but was later shown to prisoners at Abu Ghraib as a means of torture.
- Helena Bonham-Carter in the Jungle (2000)
- Balls (2001)
- Nearly Complete and Utter Tripe (1999)
- Fright Club (1999)
- Thirteenth Night: or What's It To Ya (1996)
- Margarine (1994)
- Monkey's Type Hamlet (1993)
- Howard's Hemorrhoids (1992)
