Hate (Beatles Album)

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Hate is the latest album by The Beatles. It's technically just a remix album, produced by George Martin and his son, to try and give the Beatles music a more marketable sound. It came from a conversation between John Lennon and the ring leader of an equally unsuccessful circus. Despite the fact that neither of them had any experience in making a dollar, they went to the Martins for help. Initially refusing, George Martin changed his mind when Lennon said he could have all the left-over chicken from his fast-food restaurant. ^[1] So, using their knowledge on what NOT to do, the three poor men came up with the album after sticking together random recordings The Beatles had made.

[edit] Track Listing

1. Bee Nose
2. Get Track
3. Grass Onion
4. Eleanor Rugby F.C.

  Jaljulia

1. I Am the Waitress
2. I Want to Cut Your Head Off with My Weeping Guitar
3. Drive Me, Car/The World/What's I'm Doing
4. Neeuq Mub
5. Some Sting

  Blue Gay Way

1. Being for the Benefit of Master Krap/You Want Me (She's So Fat)/Helter Shelter
2. Ouch!
3. Black-Dove (January)/Scrambled Egg, Yoda's
4. Strawberry Fields For Never
5. Within Pooh, Without Pooh/Tomorrow Ever Blows
6. Lucy in the Sky at Heaven
7. Octopus's Gardener
8. Non-Lady Madonna (The Material Girl)
9. Here Comes the Cum
10. Bum Together/Clear Prudence

   Buy Baby Buy

1. The Matrix: Revolutions
2. Snack from the U.S.S.R.
3. While My Guitar Gently DIES! (Silly Ringo)
4. A Day with Your Wife
5. Hey Dude
6. Sgt. Papers Only Hearts Club Band
7. All You Need Is Lunch

[edit] The Show

The music from the Hate album was used in a strange stage show by the same name of the album. In the show, there are about 30 people running around on the ground blowing bubbles and four up in the air dancing around, and all to the tune of "Octopus's Garden"

So, if you enjoy seeing some gay French dudes running around and waving their arms at each other, then this show is something for you.

[edit] References

1. ↑ John Lennon