Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?

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<option>I'm too busy wanking.</option>
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<option>Answer uncertain.</option>
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<option>What makes you think that I know this?</option>
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<option>Are you gay?!?!</option>
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<option>I'm getting laid.</option>
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<option>WTF?</option>
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<option>Do I have a clue what's even going on?</option>
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<option>Do I look like god to you?</option>
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<option>Ask the government, they know!</option>
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<option>Bite my ass</option>
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<option>Who cares, let's get laid!</option>
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<option>There is no end you idiot!</option>
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<option>It just imploded minutes ago, why are you still here?</option>
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<option>What do I look like, the LHC? Ask her for the outcome.</option>
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<option>Huh?</option>
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<option>No, No, a thousand times No!</option>
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<option>Quit asking me that.</option>
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<option>ZOMG!!! hadron collider</option>
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<option>I'm too drunk.</option>
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<option>I am so high right now dude!!!</option>
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<option>Suck my cock.</option>
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<option>Aren't you getting bored of this by now.</option>
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<option>Can't you see that life is still going on?</option>
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<option>I wasn't designed for that, I was designed to make cookies.</option>
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<option>I've apparently crashed.</option>
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<option>Keep refreshing, you'll get your answer.</option>
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<option>Who cares? The world is ending, anyone want to do it to me?</option>
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<option>Check back in exactly 1,000 years from now.</option>
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<option>You know, you should be at school right now instead of this.</option>
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<option>Huh?</option>
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<option>What makes you think that I know?</option>
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<option>I have absolutely no idea.</option>
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<option>Uh... Yeah, it's destroyed...</option>
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<option>I don't know, do you touch yourself at night?</option>
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<option>I can make the world end if you don't stop refeshing.</option>
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<option>The answer is in your mind.</option>
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<option>Ask someone else.</option>
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<option>I'm just paid to tell you no.</option>
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<option>Okay, this is getting old.</option>
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<option>Well yes, you did win a million dollars.</option>
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<option>Do you people even stop to think about the world.</option>
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<option>Hurricane Ike hit me so I can't say yet.</option>
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<option>Yes... Sometime.</option>
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<option>Leave me alone!</option>
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<option>Yeah, you look great.</option>
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<option>Your boss is looking over your shoulder.</option>
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<option>It's hard to determine, science is so complex.</option>
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<option>STOP!</option>
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<option>I don't know, are we in war with China?</option>
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<option>Error 404: File not found.</option>
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<option>Well one things for sure, at least you lived a great life.</option>
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<option>What't couldn't destroy the world?</option>
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<option>Well no, but it will be destroyed by your mom.</option>
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<option>I do not know, so stop asking me.</option>
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<option>Oh yes, I predict that you will die due to the LHC.</option>
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<option>Yes, you are pregnant.</option>
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<option>I can wait, I am a machine.</option>
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<option>Maybe you should look outside sometime.</option>
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<option>Does it look like the kingdom has came.</option>
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<option>Now would be a great time to get laid.</option>
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<option>Isn't TV a wonderful information source.</option>
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<option>Eh?</option>
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<option>Well I'm still breathing.</option>
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<option>Check Wikipedia for that shit, not me.</option>
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<option>Mankind has survived for years, we'll live another thousand.</option>
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<option>One things for sure, I called the police on you.</option>
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<option>Amazing what a fat kid living in your moms basement can do to you.</option>
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<option>It's not huffed... Yet.</option>
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<option>Are you even ready for the apocalypse.</option>
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<option>I feel like I'm dieing inside.</option>
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<option>Think boy Think! You gotta keep them on their toes.</option>
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<option>Well the stock market crashed, what about that?</option>
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<option>Didn't we destroy the world long ago?</option>
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<option>I can tell you that you are going to have sex... Sometime.</option>
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<option>I don't know, do you come from money?</option>
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<option>Well at least you get to meet God</option>
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<option>At least you get to meet the Devil</option>
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<option>I think that the Death Star will destroy the world.</option>
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<option><insert random reason here></option>
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<option>Do I even bother to check the news?</option>
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<option>How can I tell if the world has ended?</option>
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<option>Okay just stop checking me okay, the world has not ended!</option>
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<option>Well you just lost the game of life.</option>
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<option>Shouldn't you take care of some things.</option>
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<option>Didn't the Nine Inch Nails foretold that something would happen.</option>
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<option>One things for sure, you're mentally insane.</option>
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<option>At least you're not one of those insane conspiracy theorists.</option>
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<option>Wait a sec, you are one of them are you?</option>
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<option>Shouldn't that island from Lost ended the world a while ago?</option>
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<option>Uh... Yes?</option>
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<option>Uh... No?</option>
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<option>You're not going to get a valid answer so stop trying.</option>
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<option>Aren't we destroying ourselves?</option>
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<option>Didn't George W. Bush destroy us.</option>
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<option>The world has already been destroyed, we're just in purgatory.</option>
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<option>I am not a crystal ball, go to Wikipedia for that?</option>
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<option>Are you going through puberty? Yes.</option>
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<option>The world is going to get eaten by a kid.</option>
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<option>The Flying Spaghetti Monster will destroy the world.</option>
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<option>You feel dead already.</option>
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<option>You have been eaten by a grue.</option>
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<option>Well at least you are alive... For now!</option>
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<option>Wait... I'll have an answer someday.</option>
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<option>If I tell you yes, will you leave me alone?</option>
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<option>If I tell you no, will you leave me alone?</option>
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<option>What can't the LHC do?</option>
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<option>Well at least you'll die happy.</option>
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<option>One things for sure, you'll be done with this thing called life.</option>
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<option>What is the world anyway?</option>
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<option>I don't know, can you do a magical rain dance.</option>
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<option>I seriously do not know.</option>
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<option>Try standing on one head. That'll work.</option>
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<option>Maybe reading a book will help.</option>
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<option>Maybe watching TV will help.</option>
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<option>Maybe listening to music will help.</option>
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<option>Maybe thinking will help.</option>
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<option>Maybe doing nothing will help.</option>
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<option>The LHC is already destroying the world as we speak.</option>
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<option>Something much worse then the LHC will destroy the world.</option>
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<option>Gays will destroy the world... Gays.</option>
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<option>There's a black hole in space, why not going into that?</option>
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<option>STOP ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!</option>
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