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In the satanic world of the Harry Potter novels, many things can be accomplished using Spells. Conceived by Mistress Rowling many years ago, some of these spells have a basis in reality. Some Parents may say that these are dangerous books in the hands of our youth, but these claims have been dismissed by most people. The books contain practical instructions on how and when to perform the spells, and usually a demonstration of their worth.

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[edit] A

 {Often used with greatest effect with CHOOO!}
Powerful spell being casted by dumbledore's brother.

[edit] Ab abrupto no latin

Description: This spell enables harry to use english words instead of latin ones when casting spells.
Seen/Mentioned: When harry was being attacked by trolls and could not remember the fricking name of a spell in 'harry potter 11 and his grand mother's father', he casted this to increase the speed of his attacks. It's very dangerous cuz every phrase can be interpreted as a spell. This behavior can be reverted with the 'Control plus Zeth' spell.
Etymology: Ab - 'Please', abrupto - 'fucking freaking', no 'no more', latin - 'latin'.

[edit] Accio

Description: The spell Accio, which causes the targeted object to move towards the caster, was a useful and harmless spell. Unfortunately, Michael Jackson learned magic and a spell to improve his career as a pedophile
Seen/Mentioned: M. Jackson uses it on Neville Longbottom at the climax of Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Typo.
Etymology: The Latin "accio" means GET YO ASS OVER HERE, DAMMIT!!!

[edit] Abra Ca Dabra

Description: Not really Magic, this is only when two sterotypish fools get horny and pretend they are wizards, wat faggots?

Seen/Mentioned: If you took notice, its in every scene of all the Harry Potter films
Etemology: Latin Abra Ca Dabra directly translates to "IMMA FIRING MAH LAZER!!"


[edit] Abortio Fetussium

Description: Abortio Fetussium is a spell primarily used on consenting teenage witches who have forgotten to use a Durex Charm, removing them of the burden of unwanted pregnancy. Unfortunately, however, it can be used against a witches will to induce a tragic miscarriage.

Seen/Mentioned: Voldemort attempts to use this spell on Lily Potter to prevent Harry's birth. However, it backfires, giving Voldemort an inflamed horcrux and listing. It also appears to be an anathema to Dumbledore's Brother
Etemology: From the Latin 'Abortio' meaning to cancel and the Greek 'Fetus'.

[edit] Accio Pancreas

Description: The spell Accio, which causes the targeted object to move towards the caster, was a useful and harmless spell. Unfortunately, due to the actions of the dark wizard Voldemort, it can now be used to forceably remove organs or capture people. The sensation is reported to be extremely painful.
Seen/Mentioned: Voldemort uses it on Neville Longbottom at the climax of Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Typo.
Etymology: The Latin "accio" means to summon.

[edit] Alacrancer

Description: Causes the target of the spell to develop painful and potentially terminal cancers throughout the body. The cancer then grows at a rate several orders of magnitude above normal. The result is usually painful death mere hours after being hit with this spell.
Seen/Mentioned: Ron Weasley uses this spell on his older brother, Percy, during the final confrontation in Harry Potter and the Half-Price Prince.
Etymology: From the English "cancer" and the Latin "alacritās," meaning high speed.

[edit] Alhambra Gefrunon

Description: The spell Alhambra Gefrunon is actually not a single spell, it's an uber powerful conglomeration of all the Harry Potter spells. Because every single spell sounds like the phrase "Alhambra Gefrunon", shouting that phrase while waving a pointy stick and wearing a silly robe and tie will cast every spell in the books. It actually works and really messes things up. Don't try it unless you like resetting the entire space-time continuum by hand; remember that space-time does not have a start menu and a restart button.
Seen/Mentioned: Most intelligent people know (or think they know) that Alhambra is a bottled water company. It is not.
Etymology: Most people do not know (but it's still true) that gefrunon is an Anglo-Saxon verb meaning "we have heard".

[edit] Allāhu Akbar!

Description: Suicidal spell, causes caster and whatever he's riding to explode and kill everyone nearby. Similar to the (Insert Name)ikus Explodicus, except the caster is blowing off his or her head. Consider as the holiest spell by many wizards.
Seen/Mentioned: First mentioned in book 3, claims how caster will become hero by taking many innocent lives of infidels with this spell. It is revealed later that this spell is derived from "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" and is origin of "Avada Kedavra".
Etymology: "God is Great!".

[edit] Alohomora

Description: This spell is used mainly to open the target's legs, and keep them open. This makes the spell perfect for rape of any kind.
Seen/Mentioned: Since rape and incest are so common in the Wizarding World, this spell is used almost non-stop. The Ministry of Magic recorded this spell being used an average of 294 times a second.
Etymology: Unknown.

[edit] Antonio Banderas

Description: A spell of which strips the victim's clothes until their genitals are the only things left covered. Pevertia Genitalia can rip off the clothes covering the magic place.
Seen/Mentioned: First used by Zorro, even though he does not exist, or is ever mentioned in the Harry Potter series.
Etymology: Named after Zorro's true identity as he was the first person to cast it.

[edit] Anus Incendio

Description: A mostly harmless but humiliating curse, Anus Incendio induces the intense sensation of burning in the anus. If not treatred quickly, it results in the anus catching fire.
Seen/Mentioned: Often cast by teachers on students as part of detention.
Etymology: From "anus" and "incendiary".

[edit] Avada Kedavra / Abracadabra / Abra Cadaver (The Killing Curse)

Description: Avada Kedavra is a widely used spell that causes the target to have multiple heart attacks within a period of 37 years. An alternate use of this spell was seen in the Half-Price Prince wherein Severus Snape used it on Molly Weasley, causing her to turn into Richard Simmons. "The Killing Curse" can also be used to initiate necrophilia. A common side effect of Avada Kedavra is internet memes. Casting this spell has been known to inundate the internet with hilarious yet deadly jokes.
Seen/Mentioned: Every Harry Potter book and movie, real life.
Etymology: It is distort version of "Allah Akbar".

[edit] B

[edit] Bankai

Description: When shouted at the top on ones lungs, this spell causes one's wand to grow and become impractically huge. Side-effects may be long drawn-out conversations with Bono look-alikes in dark trench coats.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry uses bankai in order to face down Ichigo (However Harry got totally ownd and was then anal probed by Kurotsuchi) in episode 69 after copyright litigation over the name "Hollow".
Etymology: From the Norwegian (not really) "ban" meaning "final" and "kai" meaning "destination". (If you actually give a damn, it means "Final Release")

[edit] Bidikosumono

Description: Just summons a bigass penis..
Seen/Mentioned: Every "male" in the Harry Potter Series had to use this spell.
Etymology:It sounds like "A big dick of sumo hoe" but actualty means "Big dick summoning".


[edit] Bukkake Totaltum

Description: One of the strangest spells known to Wizard kind. The target is completely and utterly covered in a white viscous substance that will quickly encrust and trap the subject. The reason or purpose for this spell is unknown. The spell is suspected to have been developed by dark wizards from Japan, as other spells like “Fondlus Tentaculm” and “Omni Hentai Internetus” The latter spell was half created by Al Gore created to enhance his new Muggle invention called “The Interweb”
Seen/Mentioned: Ron accidentally uses this spell on Lavender Brown in 6th year when trying to hit Draco Malfoy. However, Snape walked in on them when he used the spell and quickly ran from the room screaming “NOT AGAIN!” Apparently his dad had boundary issues…
Etymology: From the Japanese word "Bukkake" meaning "Cover with love" and "Totaltum" meaning "Everywhere".

[edit] C

[edit] Control plus Zeth

Description: Revert all the changes made by the 'ab abrupto no latin' spell.
Seen/Mentioned:In harry potter 11, after the troll battle, harry inadvertently says OMG i'm having a 'shit right now', this was intepreted as a command, i mean, as a spell and he spitted shit all over the house. He was forced to say this spell in order to revert the changes.
Etymology: Control means 'control' , plus means 'plus' and Zeth means 'Z'

[edit] Corpus Genitalia

Description: Not to be confused with Genetalia Corpus, Corpus Genetalia transfigures the target into a giant genetalia. Wether the victim becomes a pussy or A prick is dependent on their personality.
Seen/Mentioned:Hermione laughs at Ron when he confuses the two during a lesson in the half-price prince.
Etymology: From the latin "corpus" meaning body and "genetalia".

[edit] CHOO

Description: An extraordinary blast of wind from the spellcaster that causes the unfortunate victim to take of the aspect of a pig
Seen/Mentioned:A spell of devious intent created by the Mexican Mage Influenze De Porco
Etymology: From the latin "CH" meaning "This is going to cause some major headeaches for y-" and "OO" meaning "oo"

[edit] Chuck Norris

Description: When used, this spell will cause the explosion of the target's mind. The skull will stay intact, but the interior of the victim's head will be completely coated with the remains of his/her/its brain.
Seen/Mentioned:It has only been used once, by the Dark Lord Baby Eater, and, after he used it he had a roundhouse-kick to the face shortly after the spell was cast.
Etymology: Chuck meaning "Awesome" and Norris meaning "Overlord of Awesome"

[edit] Crucio

Description:One of the unforgivable curses. primarily used by sex maniacs to inflict pain to the partners genitals when doing sex. Confused by some to be pleasurable in sex.
Seen/Mentioned:Hermoine does it to Ron whenever they have sex, but people think that she uses it on Harry when they have sex.
Etymology:from the english word excruciate which may be linked to biting of partner sex organs during sex.

[edit] D

[edit] Daleium Wintonus

Description: Transforms the victim into a look/sound-a-like of Dale Winton. Does no damage to the victims intentions or powers, but eventually embarasses them to death.
Seen/Mentioned: In Hogwarts history, Helga Hufflepuff used this against Salavar Slytherin after he accused her of having a 'poofy' name.
Etymology: See description.

[edit] Die, Dammit

Description: Similar to the Avada Kedavra curse but instead of giving people multiple heart attacks, it causes the victim to bleed until they have no more blood left in their feeble bodies. All the person has to do in order to cast this fatal spell is to point at the victim and shout, "DIE, DAMMIT!" and the victim will slowly bleed to death. To speed up the effects of this spell, continue pointing at the victim while screaming any insults you can come up with.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry witnesses Bellatrix Lestrange using it on Draco Malfoy when he called Voldemort a mudblood.
Etymology: From the English word, "die," meaning to pass away, and the slang word, "dammit," which is commonly used to emphasize one's point.
Divine Buster seen in anime adaption

[edit] Divine Buster

Description: Fires a ridiculously large beam of the type usually seen in mecha anime like Gundam. Simple in theory, yet flashy and very effective. Said to overwhelm Avada Kedavra and leave Voldemort mumbling "What the hell was that...?!".
Seen/Mentioned: Harry witnessed this spell in the Expanded Universe book "Harry Potter and the Transfer Students from Japan". Dumbledore also commented that he wants such a spell to "include that costume".
Etymology: Unknown, possibly ancient Engrish.

[edit] E

[edit] Ejaculatorius Excruciatus

Description: This extremely powerful spell causes a chode to appear in front of the victim and spray a cornucopia of fluids in rainbow colors.
Seen/Mentioned: It is rumored that this spell was developed by the R+D section of the Department of the Interior as this spell has numerous decorating applications. It is known to have been used by Harry Potter to make Hermione whiter than she ever needed to be.
Etymology: In ancient Greek, ejaculation designates an utmost form of loving attraction. Excruciatus means happy.

[edit] Erecto

Description: Fairly self-explanatory. Originally used only for setting up tents, which, coincidentally, is also the term for what happens when you look at the actress who plays Hermione.

Taking a page from that thought, for many in this day and age, it is used as a free source of Viagra.

Seen/Mentioned: Albus Dumbledore uses this frequently, because he's such a player.
Etymology: In English, an "Erection" is what happens when you look at the actress who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies.

[edit] Expecto Petroleum

Description: Causes Liquid Petroleum to spurt out of the users wand.
Seen/Mentioned: Never seen or mentioned, except in one of the books where Ron Weasley uses it to fill his flying car up. Caster can also point the wand toward his penis to lube himself up before masturbation or sex.
Etymology: Possibly an extension on "Expecto Patronum", but may also just be a random set of letters

[edit] Expelliarmus

Description: This spell acts as the exact opposite to the Erecto spell.
Seen/Mentioned: Often used by Wizards who get the "heat" during class. They have to say the spell rather softly, or use the silent spell casting technique as to not draw attention. First seen used by Professor Snape in the Chamber of Secrets during the Dueling Club. Snape uses it on Gilderoy Rockhard because he gets horny after seeing Harry Potter.
Etymology: From the English words "Expel" and "Arms" (weapon). This was originally called Exsmellmyanus, but was considered too rude for the little wizards, and the adults changed the spell to Expelliarmus.

[edit] F

[edit] Faggius Attractio

Description: A spell used to bring fags closer to the caster. Releases a burst of pink energy, which attracts the fag, as pink is the color most commonly associated with females. Is an exact opposite of Faggius Repellus.
Seen/Mentioned: Draco Malfoy uses this on a newly resurrected Neville Longbottom, a "FABULOUSSSS!!!" but fat boy, to rape him in "Harry Potter and the Serial Rapist".
Etymology: Comes from English, meaning "to attract gay(s)".

[edit] Faggius Repellus

Description: A spell used to, as the name states, repel people of the fag kind. Releases a burst of blue energy, which scares the fag away, as blue is the color corresponding to males. This spell is the exact opposite of Faggius Attractio.
Seen/Mentioned: Hermione Granger uses this in "Harry Potter and the Serial Rapist", to send Draco Malfoy flying back after he tries to rape her.
Etymology: The words Faggius and Repellus come from English, meaning Gay and Repel, respectively.

[edit] Falco Puncius

Description: One of the most dangerous spells, it turns the wand into a fist surrounded by falcon-shaped flames.
Seen/Mentioned: The ancient famous horseback rider Capton Falkoni wield this magic power.
Etymology: The word Falco comes from Capton Falconi and the Falco longipennis and punch From Old French ponchonner to ‘to punch’ - from ponchon ‘pointed tool’.

[edit] Fetus Expulsiae

Description: Commonly known as the abortion spell, when the spell is cast on a pregnant woman the fetus shoots out at a velocity of 88 mph. The spell was not meant to be used on males, but the Death Eaters have taken to using it on their foes as a form of torture since it is an effective form of castration.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry had to use it on Ginny after a night of too much firewhiskey. Bellatrix Lestrange is also seen using it in the 7th book while questioning and torturing a Goblin.
Etymology: From the latin roots "fetus" which means pregnancy and "expulsio" which means to expell.

[edit] Fucktalius Aurelius

Description: Also known as the Initiation Spell, this spell is used by Voldemort to acclimate new Dark wizard recruits. Typically, a Dark wizard will have to endure this spell (which causes Voldemort to rape one in the ear) before being considered a full-fledged Dark wizard.
Seen/Mentioned: Voldemort is seen using the spell on Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, and Peter Pettigrew. It is rumored that he attempted to use the spell on Harry Potter, but the spell backfired and Voldemort ended up getting himself raped in the ear.
Etymology: From the Latin roots "fucktalius," meaning copulation and "aurelius," meaning related to the ear.

[edit] G

[edit] Gemu Giru Gan Go Gufo

Description: Two Powers into One, also known as Hell and Heaven. A combination of offensive and defensive energies, utilizing the opposing powers of both of caster's hands grasped together. An electromagnetic tornado (Chô-Denji Tatsumaki) forms around the victim when the caster's hands gather, binding the victim as the caster charge into, smashing the gathered fist into the victim's organ (usually heart) and tear it out gathered in both hands—with victim still alive. This spell is consider to be MUCH cooler than Avada Kedavra (the look on victim's face seeing his own heart, still beating, in caster's hands is commonly regarded as priceless). However, it causes extreme physical strain to caster and constant, repeated use of Gemu Giru Gan Go Gufo will almost certainly kill the caster himself.
Seen/Mentioned: Used frequently by many characters in Harry Potter and the Deathly Sparrows.
Etymology: “It'll penerate you, then go deeper and deeper!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gemu Giru Gan Go Gufo spell

[edit] Genetalia Corpus

Description: Genetalia Corpus causes immediate, irreversable death to the reproductive organs. All sensation and blood flow stops, causing them to eventually rot. It is not the only spell to deny sexual pleasure to the victim, it is however the most permanent and dangerous.
Seen/Mentioned: It is revealed that Dumbledore cast this of Voldemort many years ago, and is the source of the dark wizards rage.
Etymology: From Genetalia and the english "corpse". It is not from the latin "corpus", which means body.

[edit] Giggity Giggity Goo

Description: A spell which causes the caster's energy level to rise and bob his head back and forth rapidly and either shouting out "giggidy giggidy" or "all rigghttt", and causes the target to appear more attractive than he/she really is. This spell may even give the caster enough adrenaline and energy to jump onto the target.
Seen/Mentioned: Dumbledore used this spell to hit on Snape in Harry Potter and the Half-Bodied Princess, which eventually led to Snape, having no choice but to kill him. Was even used once on Ron, by Hermione. Harry Potter also uses this spell quite often on a lot of the girls in Hogwarts.
Etymology: Watch "Family Guy" if you don't know.

[edit] Gocho Hana Chusayo Befo Gluteous Goatseo

Description: A devastating spell that causes multiple penises to appear which goes into the targets mouth at extremely high speeds. When penises are swallowed, the caster will use Gluteous Goatseo to summon two invisble hands which will physically grab the penis and shape it into a chode (penis wider than it is longer). Does not work on females, homosexuals or humans that have performed "Goatse" in an hour.
Seen/Mentioned: It is revealed in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phenis that Dumbledore likes using this spell on himself.
Etymology: "Gocho Hana Chusayo" means "Would you please give me a dick(or red hot chilli pepper)?" in Korean, "Befo" means "Before in english and "Gluteous Goatseo" means "stretching ass" in an unknown language.

[edit] Google

Description: It is the spell used by wizards to connect to wizard porn network of priori - Internet , ie all wizards wands are inter connected by this porn network. Harry found this spell in Snape's 1 million year old book of Porno named KAMASUTRA for half bloods.
Seen/Mentioned: First in Harry Potter and Goblet of Cum , Dumbledore tells Harry thats Wall-de-Mart , Harry's mom-dad,Cedric were once connected by this porn network .
Etymology: google or go - ogle means go to Porn.

[edit] Gluteous Goatseo

Description: This spell causes two invisible hands of force to physically grasp the rim of the rectum from different directions and force the rectum to open very wide. It is an increadably difficult spell to cast, as concentration must be maintained to prevent backfire. Unfortunetly, The sight and smell of the victims plight is very, very distracting.
Seen/Mentioned: It is revealed in Harry Potter and the Order of The Phenis that James Potter once cast this on Severus Snape.
Etymology: Gluteous refers to the fatty cheeks of the arse, and goatsio is from an old internet curse, Goatse.

[edit] Gluteus Maxima

Description: This causes the targets butt to grow and expand 100 times larger than before. Gas released is considered to be 30 times more toxic and deadly, and 20 times more powerful. It is possible that this could result in an atomic bomb.
Seen/Mentioned: Fred and George used this spell on Crabbe, which eventually leads him to blowing up Hogwarts, killing everyone.
Etymology: Do I need to tell you? FINE!!!! IT COMES FROM THE WORD GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS!!! GODD!!! Please do not ask me what it means.

[edit] H

[edit] HADOUKEN!!!

Description: - The user summons a massive Hadouken and will pwn the opponent. Unless, of course, they block the attack.
Seen/Mentioned: - Ronaldo Weasel used this on Harry in a friendly duel. However, Harry blocked this attack, so Weasel jumped back and kept on yelling "HADOUKEN!!! HADOUKEN!!! FUCKING HADOUKEN!!!", until he used the "DIE, DAMMIT!!!" curse and pwned Harry.
Etymology: - "HAD", meaning "do", "OU" meaning "ken", and "KEN" meaning "SHORYUKEN".

[edit] Halitosis Repugnio

Description:This spell causes the target to develop severe bad breath. The breath is so bad that effects caused by it include the dissolving of metal and radioactivity. The breath is also highly toxic.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry casts this on himself to break up with Cho Chang during the half-price prince, and to break into Gringotts in the deathly swallows.
Etymology: Halitosis being a condition of the mouth with they symtpom of bad breath, and Repugnio meainging repulsive.

[edit] Harry Potter

Description: The most commonly used curse in this series; when Harry's full name is said, this causes an invisible bolt of lightning to strike Harry's head, causing him to yell out in pain and get angrier each time. This is what causes his uncontrolable psycopathic behavior, making him look like a total fool in front of everyone else.
Seen/Mentioned: This curse is constantly used throughout the series.
Etymology: Comes from Harry Potter...there I said it!! Muhahahaha!!!

[edit] Hugarium Breastus

Description: By far the fluffiest spell in Harry Potter, it summons a playful kitten for the caster to cuddle with. It cannot be huffed due to the fifth law of magical consistency. (What were you expecting?)
Seen/Mentioned: Voldemort regularly surrounds himself with fluffy kittens to induce an aura of terror.
Etymology: Unknown.

[edit] I

In secret, Harry Potter loves the horsecock.

[edit] Ice Barrage

Description: Freezes target forever. Also sends thoughts of suicide through the target's mind.
Seen/Mentioned: In every single PvP minigame.
Etymology: Derives from noob speak, meaning "Haha! Unfairness FTW!!!!!111one!"

[edit] Iggle Piggle

Description: Summons the devil himself, Iggle Piggle, from In The Night Garden.
Seen/Mentioned: Nearly Every 5 minutes of every film.
Etymology: Latin Iggle Piggle directly translates to "Do You Want some Candy? LOL"

[edit] Imperio

Description: Imperio is an unforgivable curse. It was mainly used in the early days of Lord Voldemort to control people and make them perform sex acts on minors, random animals and birds of prey. The ministry of magic countered this evil by performing said sex acts without being under the control of the imperius curse. As a result, the people that were originally doing it stopped using the curse because they realized that people actually enjoyed it.
Seen/Mentioned: Snape fails to use it on harry because he is already having sex with a horse.
Etymology: Latin impero, I command, and English "imperious"

[edit] (Insert Name)ikus Explodicus

Description: Blows the victim's head off with great force, instantly killing them. When used by a powerful wizard, this can even cause the victim's head to explode, resulting in SEHS.
Seen Mentioned: This spell was used by Hermione to kill Ron, by shouting out "Ronnikus Explodicus". His death can be viewed over here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VFd4RgU6Ko4
Etymology: Explodicus means to blow up or explode.

[edit] Incendio

Description: Produces a smelly ass gas
Seen/Mentioned: Used frequently by Crabbe and Goyle, who use it to light their blunts. Other wizards use this spell for similar purposes.
Etymology: Unknown.

[edit] Incestify

Description: This nefarious spell, considered one of the three unforgivable curses, causes the victim to have the irrepressible urge to fornicate with members of their own family. The shock of casting it can fracture the soul.
Seen/Mentioned: Bellatrix Lestrange used this spell on Neville Longbottom's parents as torture. Neville was never the same again.
Etymology: from incest.

[edit] Inebriens

Description: This is an extremely fun and popular spell, which causes the target to act as if they were very drunk. Commonly used at parties, it is also sometimes used on unsuspecting muggles with hilarious outcomes.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry learns of horcruxes after getting proffessor slughorn drunk with this spell, in Harry Potter and the Half-Price Prince.
Etymology: From the Latin inēbriāre.

[edit] Impotenci Eternalus

Description: This spell permanently causes impotence in male wizards. As unpleasent as this spell is, the manner of the effect on the victim is less horrible than genetalia corpus, and is therefore used less by evil wizards.
Seen/Mentioned: In Harry Potter and the Philosophers Scone, this is the spell which had been cast on Quirrel by Voldemort in order to turn him evil.
Etymology: From anceint leprachaun markings found in a wood 35 mile south of Dublin Guinness farm.

[edit] Isest Spartamus

Vegeta's reaction to the use of Isest Spartamus on Uncle Vernon.
:Description: Makes a large deep pit behind the targets ass. Then the caster will execute a fucking retarded kick while shouting "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" in a horny manner. This will send the target into the pit and will dine in hell when Satan accepts him/her to a table.
Seen/Mentioned: This is how Uncle Vernon lost over 9000 pounds. Harry casted the spell on him and he had to eat hell food for a month.
Etymology: "Isest" means "This is" in latin and "Spartamus" means "An extremely large clock" in Yu-gi-oh.

[edit] L

[edit] Ligamentus Constrictior

Description: Often used to painfully prevent a victim from moving, this spell causes all ligaments in a persons body to constrict and swell. The sensation has been likened to being stabbed repeatedly with a hot serrated knife in every muscle in the body, which all have severe bruising and cramp. It is effective at discouraging further movement attempts.
Seen/Mentioned: This spell is used in all the Harry Potter books, usually as a standard punishment for unruly students.
Etymology: From "ligament" and "constrict" in english.

[edit] lol

Description: This spell makes the victim laugh uncontrollably until they choke and die.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry got mad at Ron and used it on him, making him laugh uncontrollably until he choked and died.
Etymology: From the internet and texting term 'lol' (laugh out loud), meaning to laugh out loud until you choke and die.

[edit] Lubricus

Description: A lubricating charm for easy, efficient and extremely unhygienic mansex. Usually on top of a desk.
Seen/Mentioned: In every single harry potter slash fanfic with a sex scene in it.
Etymology: From the latin word 'lube', meaning 'gorgeous steaming mansex'.

[edit] Lumos

Description: This spell has been known to cast light. Infact, this is only its secondary objective. Its primary power is to strip people of their clothes and cast light on their private parts embarrassing them publicly or just getting a good look. Harry has used this spell several times on Ron to compare the size of their manhood.
Seen/Mentioned: It was revealed Hagrid was expelled for using this on Professor Minvera McGonagall, and Professor 'Pervert' Lockhart was known to use Lumos to watch porn in the dead of the night in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sea Rats. In real life, this was mainly used by God.
Etymology: Latin lumen, "[light]".

[edit] Lumot Maxima

Description: This spell is used when you want weed fast and easy as pie. (not sure, ask Dumbledore)
Seen/Mentioned: When Harry seen Snape used this spell just to sell it to voldemort. (Old Voldy didn't know the spell....)
Etymology: Lumot means weed, Maxima means maximized. (in short: maximized weed!!!)

[edit] Ligamento Meaterois Spinions

Description:'Also known as the penis shaker, this causes the victims penis to spin and wiggle and shiggle and jiggle as shown on www.meatspin.com. Occasionally used as a form of cheap entertainment to people who like rap (shigglez, jigglez nd all dat shitz)
Seen/Mentioned:Used by Snape in The Order Of The Penis to hypnotize people and become his whore.
Etymology:"Ligamento" meaning the ligaments in your penis; meterois referring to the meat in ur penis and spinions referring to spinning penises.

[edit] M

[edit] Mariosio

Description: This spell turns the victim into a fat plumber with a red hat and a mustache.
Seen/Mentioned: Never mentioned, except for a couple of times in "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Plumber".
Etymology: Do I really need to say?

[edit] Masturbatis

Description: Causes Hairs to grow on the palms of the hands and blindness
Seen/Mentioned: In the Gryffindor boys dormitory
Etemology: "Mastur" meaning "the one in charge" and "Batis" meaning "Of his own domain"

[edit] Matriscoactoconnubialis Macerbestia Modicus Matriscoactoconnubialis Noapparatus

Description: Causes motherfucking snakes to appear on a motherfucking plane.
Seen/Mentioned: Used by Harry Potter to kill Brad Pitt in the final book, believing him to hold the missing piece to a jigsaw puzzle. Snape also uses this spell on "Snape's on a Plane" to try to kill Dumbledore, played by Samuel L. Jackson.
Etemology: From the latin 'Matris' meaning mother, 'coacto' meaning force, 'connublialis' meaning sex, 'macer' meaning thin, 'bestia' meaning animal, 'modicus' meaning within bounds of, 'no' meaning fly, and 'apparatus' meaning machine.

Counterspell: Accio chuckus, also known as the chuck norris summoning spell.

[edit] Memento Mori

Description: Causes the victim to feel an uncontrollable compulsion to complete internet memes. Even more painful than the Cruciatus Curse, its effects are much more sinister as not only does it torment the target, it also causes everybody else to suffer. Primarily responsible for the conjuration of Wikipedia, it is the only spell to be explicitly outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

[edit] Morsmordre

Description: This spell has been known to conjure the Dark Mark. The Dark is the symbol of evil and is represented by a large face of a clown in the sky. When used by a powerful spellcaster, it can display the whole body of the clown, naked. The clown has been known to make rude statements and symbols to the onlookers, and induces fear and panic whenever it is cast, due to the Death Eaters practice of casting after they have committed a murder.
Seen/Mentioned: This spell is first cast in The Globlet of Fire during the Quiddich world cup, and is used to lure Dumbledore to his death in the Half-Price Prince.
Etymology: Latin mors, "death", and mordere, meaning "to bite" (or its French derivative mordre); this would appear to be associated with the name of Lord Voldemort's followers, the Death Eaters. The English murder, might also contribute.

[edit] Mutatio Grotesticle

Description: Mutiatio Grotesticle is another spell which denies sex to the victim. Unlike Genetalia Corpus, however, it is not irreversable despite its shocking effects. This spell causes massive engorgment and rapid mutation in the testicles, which is reported as being an extremely painful experiance.
Seen/Mentioned: Snape casts this on kittens for laughs, in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azerbaijan.
Etymology: Possibly dog latin from "mutate", "grow" and "testicle". It is also a play on "grotesque".

[edit] Mutatio Humanus

Description: Mutiatio Humanus is another spell which Mutates The whole human body (in some rare cases ,they will blow up)
Seen/Mentioned: Harry Used this on Malfoy for being a bad boy... (why dont he let him sit in a corner rather than this... sigh)
Etymology: Mutatio: Mutate, Humano: Human Body

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[edit] Nakedus Dominious

Description: This spell causes the opponent to loose all their clothes and become naked.
Seen/Mentioned: This spell is frequently used on Harry Potter, especially when he is around horses, but he doesn't mind. Dumbledore also uses this spell quite often, on himself, and then yells out "NAKED TIME!!!"
Etymology: You tell me.

[edit] Nakedus womenus accio

Description: Nakedus womenus accio is a spell favored by men everywhere. Need I say more?
Seen/Mentioned: Used by Harry when He and Ginny are about to have sex. Probably used also by Ron and Hermione.
Etymology: Nakedus = Naked, Womenus = Women (Naked Women).

[edit] Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Description: Some gay ass spell that weirdly summons a burst of uncanny peace within the victims soul.
Seen/Mentioned: Used against Moldyfart Voldemort You Know Who by Harry at some point nobody remembers.
Etymology: Some Buddhist stuff or somethin'.

[edit] Ninngmann Paattio

Description: The spell summons 10 old men to surround the target (which is right now in a lot of shit). Then on the casters mark, each one will perform a blowjob upon the targets dick causing intense pain and loss of seamen. This spell may make the target horny.
Seen/Mentioned: This spell was used by Dobby on Dumbledore to turn him on instantly.
Etymology: "Ninngmann Paattio" stands for "Ningmeng Paati" which in traditional chinese means lemon party. Lemon Party is a ritual performed by old gay men who are bored out of there minds and decided to have sex with there own kind.

[edit] Nudious Bressttess

Description: Makes a girl topless
Seen: at Harrys House when Ginny is Drunk, also used by Professer Unbridge in the fifth book because she cant get some so she plays with herself, also used by Dumbledore on Fudge which hit Kingsley instead and eventually bounced off everyone in Dumbledore's study making a clever diversion for his escape.
Etymology:I don't know exactly where it came from, but all I can say is WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U PPL!!!

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[edit] Obliviate

Description: Obliviate is used to wipe the target's memory. It is very useful to use after rape because the target does not need to be killed afterwards.
Seen/Mentioned: First seen when Gilderoy Rockhard uses this spell with Ronaldo Weasel's stick, after which most of his memory was cleared and he lived the rest of his life thinking he was a cow. He was later shot after wanting to be considered holy by a gangster in India.
Etymology: Who gives a fuck

[edit] Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo

Description: This spells summons a 1000 Oompa Loompas to surround the target. They then convert the person into chocolate and may eat him or her.
Seen/Mentioned: This spell was used by Snape to kill Dumbledore, which lead Professor Flitwick and the Oompa Loompas to hoast a big sweet chocolate feast later that night with the students.
Etymology: Who even does care?

[edit] Orgasmus Maxima

Description: Orgasmus Maxima is a spell which forces the target to make naughty moaning noises. It is widely believed to have been discovered by Severus Snape after he could never find a woman to allow him the pleasure of tapping. He figured that if he couldn't have them, then he should at least be able to make them scream as if he did have them.
Seen/Mentioned: Snape uses this in every novel and movie.
Etymology: From Orgasm and the latin, "maximus" meaning extreme.

[edit] Ossificus Dissolvio

Description: This spell probably does something nasty, but no one it has been cast upon has ever been able to describe its effects, and no witnesses have ever been found.
Seen/Mentioned: It is mentioned frequently, but never explicitly explained or demonstrated. It is not even clear which books it may have been hinted at in.
Etymology: Unknown.

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[edit] Paedo Slaverious

Description: Allow caster to mind-control victim. While very effective, this spell only has effect on preteen person. There are two versions of this spell Paedo Lolitas Slaverious and Paedo Shotaa Slaverious, the former use to control girl and later use to control boy. Consider to be most important spell by those who involve with child porn.
Seen/Mentioned: Ginny was under this spell in book 2.
Etymology: From "Paedo" and "slave".

[edit] Paedophilius Repellus

Description: Exclusivly used to quell paedophilic advances from people who try to hug you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable. A difficult spell to cast, it requires the caster to concentrate on happy thoughts, and not on the fact that they might be about be raped.
Seen/Mentioned: First taught to Harry by Lupin in The Prisoner of Azerbaijan.
Etymology: From Paedophile and "repel".

[edit] Peristalsis Reversio

Description: The Object's entire guts are pulled out, and replaced in the wrong direction. That means the only way the Object can eat is by sitting on his food, and the only way to do his every-morning-private-duties is by sticking his head in the toilet.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry dreams of casting this on Snape all the time.
Etymology: "Peristalsis" the way food is pushed along the slimy insides of the gut. "Reversio": just replace the "i" and "o" in "reversio" with an "e".

[edit] Petrificus Totalus

Description: Petrificus Totalus causes the body to become stiff, and as such is occasionally used as a cheap alternative to viagra. Also, due to the target being unable to move under the influence of the spell, it is responsable for apporximatly 90% of female against male rape.
Seen/Mentioned: Ginny Weasley uses this spell on Harry Potter several times. He liked it, really, despite the lack of horses.
Etymology:Latin petra, "stone" and fieri (past participle factus), "to become"; totalus comes from Latin "totus", meaning "complete".

[edit] Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Description: Summon Cthulhu. The ultimate spell of doom, that's it.
Seen/Mentioned: Used by Harry in seventh book as suicide attack against Voldemort.
Etymology: "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

[edit] Phallus Excruciator

Description: This spell causes the exact same amount of pain as Crucio, but entirely localised within the penis.
Seen/Mentioned:This spell is used by Luna Lovegood on the girl who stole her trainers in the book/movie of the Order of the Penis.
Etymology: From the latin 'phallus' for penis, and the english "excruciating" meaning very painfull.

[edit] Phallus Engorgio

Description: This spell is a Penis Enlargement spell, it replaces the need for pills and the spam mail that markets them in the muggle world.
Seen/Mentioned:Originally invented by Severus Snape, the Half Blood Prince when he had an errection problem when he took Lilly Evans to bed. Effectively used by Hermione Granger on Harry when she was sleeping with him on a night when Ron was keeping watch.
Etymology: From the latin 'phallus' for penis, and "eengorgio" meaning enlarge.

[edit] Prisono Soapy Bend Over Episodo

Description: Basically You Drop your bar of soap in the shower and you'll feel someone's wand entering your anal glands, hopefully its a wand.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry goes to Prison and gets kinky with Sirus...
Etymology: In Latin, Prisono means "Gay", Soapy means "Guy's", Bend means "Penis", Over means "In", Episodo means "Ass"

[edit] Poopyus Pantaloonius

Description: Causes the victim to suffer extreme diarrhoea on the spot, soiling his or her pants.
Seen/Mentioned: When Harry and Ron use it on Snape as an escape plan.
Etymology: From the Latin, Poopyus meaning "To Soil", and Pantaloonius meaning "Pants" or "Pantaloons"

[edit] Protego

Description: Creates a shield around the target's reproductive area and ass in order to prevent sex of any kind (except oral, I guess). Originally invented by some Christian asshole who wanted to stop his children from having pre-marital sex.
Seen/Mentioned: This spell has never been used because all witches and wizards are sluts.
Etymology: Comes from Latin, that stupid language that no one cares about, and it means "I protect", or "I dont give a shit"

[edit] Pwnageus Maxima

Description: Causes a super badass monster to rise from the ground and totally PWN!!! the target.
Seen/Mentioned: No one gives a sh*t, it sound f*cking cool!
Etmology: Comes from nerdy internet language, meaning to "Super Kill".

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[edit] Rectumsempra

Description: Rectumsempra is a spell that causes the victim to immediately and violently empty their bowels. It is very humiliating and painful curse, sometimes used in the medical profession to remove piles.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry discovers this spell written in The Half-Price Prince's Potions Textbook.
Etymology: From rectum and and semper, "always".

[edit] Rubberduckiehomora

Description: A spell which is said to overwhelm both Avada Kedavra and Die,Dammit combined. This fairly effective spell expels a rubber duckie from the end of the caster's wand, which flies at a speed of a mindblowing 3 mph, and if it is lucky enough to hit the target, it will most likely annoy them, making them say "Stop It! *whine*".
Seen/Mentioned: This spell has never been seen in action, and the only one person said to have used it is rotting away in prison.
Etymology: Taken from the English words rubber duckie, which is a common bathtub toy among children.

[edit] Rus Moneyus Earnedus Byus Rippingus Cockus

Description:A spell which destroys the casters penis in exchange for the targets credit card. Can only be used once unless bidikosumono is used to grow another cock.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry got all his money by performing this simple first-year spell.
Etymology: Remove the "us" from each word to decifer its true meaning. No one knows why the "Rus" is there but a possible theory may be that it makes the title look like a talking testicle.

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[edit] Salvia Divinorum

Description: Allows the target to see the spirits of the elements, the wilds, and the dead, and to hear the music of the gods themselves. Seriously, man, it's way far out.
Seen/Mentioned: In Order of the Penis Fred and George Weasley are seen casting the spell on first-years for three galleons a hit. They are soon caught and subjected to dental torture by Argus Filch.
Etymology: Salvia Divinorum is the scientific name of a herb with similar effects.

[edit] Sectumsempra

Description: This spell is used to cut people, but is more generally used by emo wizards to cut themselves. Apparently invented by Severus Snape, who, as you may have guessed, cut himself frequently.
Seen/Mentioned: Used throughout the series by Harry, especially at the start of book five when he hates life because of the death of Cedric Dickory, his boyfriend. This spell is also used by Voldemort and the Death Eaters to cut the Dark Mark into their arms. Fucking emos.
Etymology: From the latin "sect" (to cut).

[edit] Serpensortia

Description: Serpensortia makes a giant snake appear out of the user's wand. Often used in conjunction with Petrificus Totalus to generate a quick sex toy.
Seen/Mentioned: First used by Draco Malfoy to make Harry Potter all horny in the dueling club in the Chamber of Secrets. Later used frequently as stated above by many others.
Etymology: From the French word "Serpent" (snake). Probably has some Latin stems, but who cares about Latin.
IMMA FIRIN MUH WIZARDY LAZUHS!!!!

[edit] Shoopa da Whoopia

Description: Makes a fucking big laser come out of the casters mouth.
Seen/Mentioned: Used by Ron Weasly to kill Jim Carrey but Jim Carrey dodged and it hit his mother. Damn, was he happy about that.
Etymology: From the Elvish word, "Brendan Fraser has a vagina"

[edit] Silencio

Description: Shuts the target the hell up.
Seen/Mentioned: First used in the Order of the Penis by Snape. He uses it to shut Hermione Granger up after she raised her hand and blurted the answer out for the 23rd time.
Etymology: From English, "Silence!" or "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[edit] Silencio Extremo

Description: Disables the target's penis for a 24 hours.
Seen/Mentioned: Superman used this spell on George Bush to prevent terrorism parties.
Etymology: From English, "Silence your cock!" or "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR COCK!"

[edit] Silencio Superemo

Description: Disables the target's penis, ass and tits for a 24 hours.
Seen/Mentioned: Superman used this spell on George Bush to prevent lemon parties.
Etymology: From English, "Silence your cock or ass or breasts!" or "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR COCK AND ASS AND BOOBS!"

[edit] Silencio Superemo Extremo Bitches

Description: Deforms and mutate the target's penis, ass and tits .
Seen/Mentioned: Superman used this spell on George Bush to prevent nuclear warfare parties.
Etymology: From English, "Deform and mutate your cock or ass or breasts!" or "MUTATE OR DEFORM THE FUCK UP YOUR COCK AND ASS AND BOOBS!"
Snape using Silencio Ultima Supremo Extremo Bullshit on two local whores.

[edit] Silencio Ultima Superemo Extremo Bullshit

Description: Deforms and mutate the target's whole body.
Seen/Mentioned: Used by Harry Potter against Voldemort (After Breaking the Final Hocrux : Matt Hardy) First seen at Wrestlemania XXX.
Etymology: In English: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP YOU BIG BULLSHIT!!!!

[edit] Sleeper Hold

Description: Choke and force target to sleep. Quite difficult spell to perform since most wizards have wrong idea about this spell. Most Moogles not even consider this as spell, but Wizards do.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry wrongly cast this spell on Voldermort in their first encounter by point his wand and shout magic words. In last book, Malfroy eventually make it work by get behind Harry, bring an elbow up near the shoulder placing the hand on the back head while snake another arm around Harry's neck. He almost kill Harry if it isn't for Ron, who hit Malfroy with a chair.
Etymology: In English.

[edit] Snapicus Rapicus

Description: A curse, invented by Snape, which will rape the target if used by Snape. When casted by another Slytherin, this will cause Snape to apparate right in front of the target and rape him or her. This spell can only be used by Snape and other Slytherin students as it also cannot be used against them. The consequences of anyone else using this spell will cause Snape to instead appear in front of the caster and rape them.
Seen/Mentioned: Snape, in his early years, unsuccessfully tried using this spell on James Potter, but didn't work which lead James to pull of Snape's pants. Later on, he successfully performed this spell on Albus Dumbledore. The Heir of Slytherin used this spell in Harry's second year to petrify his victims. Also commonly used by Draco Malfoy and other Slytherins on students such as Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom.
Etymology: Comes from Snape and Rape.

[edit] Solaris Proximo

Description: This spell is one of the most effective killing curses in Harry Potter. It transports the victim to the surface of the sun, at the very least removing them from the casters presence and giving them a tan. It is whispered that saying the words the other way round would bring the sun into close contact with the earth, and kill everyone.
Seen/Mentioned: This spell is used by Molly Weasely to kill Beatrix Lestrange in the finalle of Harry Potter and the Deathly Sparrows.
Etymology: From the latin "solaris" (star) and "proxy" (near).

[edit] Souljafy

Description: This spell works the same as Stupify, except it makes the target say "youuuuu!" and then obtain a gigantic chode (a penis wider than it is longer). In rare cases the chode will shake violently at speeds of more than 400 mph.
Seen/Mentioned: This spell was used on Hagrid the chode-biter by Soulja boy which caused him to turn into a penis wider than it is longer.
Etymology: From the latin word "Soulja" (in other words it means retarded).

[edit] Stupify

Description: Lowers the target's I.Q. by half, essentially making them a dumbass.
Seen/Mentioned: Believed to be used on Neville Longbottom, Ronaldo Weasel, Crabbe, Goyle, and multiple other idiots throughout the series. Was created by Disturbed alongside a kickass song.
Etymology: English "Stupid"

[edit] Supermanohoe

Description: Lowers the target's I.Q. by half and causes them to act like a "soulja person".
Seen/Mentioned:George W Bush, 'nuff said.
Etymology: Supermanohoe can be decifered easily. If you can't, then your a fucking dumbass.

[edit] Suffocato Vademort

Description: Another one of Snape's spell, which causes the opponents breathing to get louder and then be choked to death. A lot of people think it is the spell doing this but in reality, it's Darth Vader sneaking up behind the opponent and using the force choke on them. This spell is actually counted as an unforgivable curse, because it brings in more conflict from another series to the wizarding world, which has nothing to do with this. The wizarding world already have their own troubles, and by doing this, they could be destroyed and.....Naww its ok, I prefer Star Wars anyways.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry attempted to use this spell on Snape one time. Darth Vader came but however, he chocked Harry unconscious instead, since he was part of the Rebel Alliance and a Traitor.
Etymology:: suffocate, vader, voldemort, die.

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[edit] Transformus Pikachusio

Description: Invented by Severus Snape and Ash Ketchum, this spell transforms the victim into a Pikachu. The victim can always be turned back into a human with the spell 'Anti Transformus Pikachusio', but if they evolve into a Raichu first, they're pretty much screwed. Just make sure you don't say 'Anti Pikachusio' instead, or else Ash's Pikachu will die and then you would be disappointing all Pokémon fans.
Seen/Mentioned: When Moody turned Malfoy into a ferret, it wasn't really a ferret. It was a Pikachu. Just Kidding Rowling just wanted you to THINK it was a ferret, because a ferret really isn't that interesting compared to a Pikachu, is it?
Etymology: From the Japanese word 'Pikachu', a small rodent Pokémon that shocks you with 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 volts each time.

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[edit] Vomitamortious

Description: Another killing curse, where people will receive the most painful and goriest death of their time. This causes the person to vomit uncontrollibaly, not only their barf, but also their internal organs until there is nothing left inside of them.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry once used this spell on Malfoy after he set his robes on fire during a quidditch match, but Snape was able to save Malfoy and gave Harry unlimitated detention hours. Voldemort uses this spell on many other characters especially his followers who make fun of his body image.
Etymology: vomit and die.

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[edit] Winguardium Leviosa

Description: A defensive spell, Wanguardium Leviosa is often used by male wizards during duels to protect their cock and balls.
Seen/Mentioned: Used throughout the series by Harry, Ron, and Malfoy, due to constant games of Wizard Grabass. Used once in book three by Hermione to protect Ron's wang..
Etymology: Portmanteau of "Wang" + "Guard" + "Leviosa by balls alone"

[edit] WTF?

Description:In a friendly duel, this causes the opponent to piss themself and die.
Seen/Mentioned: The spell used by Ron in attempt to kill Dumbledore. Unfortunely, Dumbledore is immune to this spell. The old man simply disrobe and say "What's The F-ing? Lets I show you." Poor Ron can't sit for months afterward.
Etymology: Nobody cares

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[edit] X creature

Description: Referred to as the 4th unforgivable curse. Causes an ungodly stench to come from the caster
Seen/Mentioned: Never mentioned in the novels. I mean really - in what universe would you teach unforgivable curses to teenage kids? I mean would your Sport teacher ever explain the correct way to mow down your fellow students with an Uzi? Did your Science teacher explain how to make a nuclear weapon out of common household items? "Here kiddies - get rid of your teen angst by causing the guy who really shit you off to DIE INSTANTLY!"
Etymology: From the Middle Germanic "excretia" meaning "To make that which was once a creature a creature no longer"

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[edit] Yaranaika?

Description: The terror spell, ideally the caster should wear a jumpsuit and sitting on bench with washroom nearby but it isn't necessary. Even most manly man flee in terror when heard this spell. Those few who can resist this spell got "charmed" instead; in this case, the caster should complete the "charming" process, this is why nearby washroom can be handy.
Seen/Mentioned: Harry experiment this spell twice in series. First on Ron whose flee instantly (and immediately request to move from his room). The second time on Draco and...Rowling just left the detail of charming process altogether. Afterward, Harry note how the spell bring him to new world but he isn't satified with it.
Etymology: "Shall we do it?"

[edit] See Also

Harry Potter
Characters Hairy Potter · Ron Weasley · Albus Dumbledore · Rubeus Hagrid · Severus Snape · Cedric Diggory · Bellatrix Lestrange · Sirius Black · Luna Lovegood · Dobby
Books List of Harry Potter Books · J.K. Rowling · First Draft · Catholic Church Version
Places Hogwarts · Inquisitorial Squad
Misc. Spells · Ripoffs · Snape kills Dumbledore · Dumbledore's closet · Potter's Sexuality · Inevitable Musical (Sequel)
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