Happiness Robot
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Happiness Robots, a form of robot that has a primary goal of spreading happiness (duh!), come in many varieties:
- Rainbow Smilebots
- Hugbot 3000
- Sunshine Sparkletron 3.0
- Soft-Candy Chuckleborg
If you should encounter a Happiness Robot, give it a hug and let the magic take you to a fun land of unicorns and stars where every day is Saturday and the world is full of dreams. Do not attempt to hug evil robots; they convert humans into fuel using a process that looks like him back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rcfsgdvgyhdsfdagbfgadshfgsafyavfsdgfgsafafgahdfahgfashgfasgftsagfsafgasgfavsgdvsagvdgsavdgavdgavsgdvsagdvgasvdgugging.
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- A Happiness Robot must sing happy songs of happiness with a happy smile.
[edit] Death and destruction
In 1993, a Happiness Robot went haywire and hugged 57 innocent people to death before it was terminated.
