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'''Hannah Montana''' refers to both an individual and the self-autobiographical [[American]] children's television series which runs on the [[Disney Channel]]. The series focuses on Hannah Montana who lives a double life as an average teenage girl at school during the day and a famous neo-Nazi folk singer at night, concealing her real identity from the public other than her close friends and family.
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'''Hannah Montana''' refers to an individual, and the self-autobiographical [[American]] children's television series which shows on the [[Disney Channel]]. The series focuses on Miley Stuart Donaldson, who lives a double life as an average teenage girl at school during the day, and a famous neo-Nazi folk singer at night, called Hannah Montana - concealing her real identity from the public other than her close friends and family. Even though she looks AND sounds the same as Hannah Montana nobody knows who she is. Some say she's actually [[I Am the Walrus|the Walrus]] but everyone knows she's not cool enough to be that.
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She was previously called "Hannah California", but this was changed by her father because California "wasn't white enough".
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She is also closely related to the late fellow [[Neo-Nazi]] Ian Stuart Donaldson.
   
 
==TV Show==
 
==TV Show==
[[Image:Hts-thumbsa.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Hannah has influenced tens of thousands of teenage girls to follow their heart and remain true to their beliefs.]]
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[[Image:Hts-thumbsa.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Hannah Montana has influenced many teenage girls to become racist, anti-Semetic and [[Ku Klux Klan|KKK members]]. ]]
 
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With a number of recurring characters including her redneck father, (played by her real life father and uncle, Billy-Ray Montana), Lola Luftwaffe (Hannah's best friend and confidante) and Jackson Montana (Hannah's skinheaded, tattooed brother). Other characters include [[Thor]] (a frequently angry major Germanic sky god with a penchant for lightning bolts) and [[Dr. Josef Mengele|Doktor Josef]] (a South American doctor with an unusual accent and an interest in disabled children).
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With a number of recurring characters including her [[redneck]] father (Played by her real life father and brother, Billy-Ray Stuart Donaldson) Lola Luftwaffe (Hannah's best friend and confidante) and Jackson Stuart Donaldson (Miley's skinheaded hot, tattooed brother) Other characters include [[Thor]] (A rather angry major German god with a liking for lightning) and Doktor Josef (A South American doctor with an unusual accent and an interest in disabled children.)
   
 
The show is now entering its third season, and is one of the most successful series aimed at the white, Anglo-Saxon demographic, following on from ''Buffy the Negroslayer'' and ''Sabrina the Teenage Ordnungspolizei''.
 
The show is now entering its third season, and is one of the most successful series aimed at the white, Anglo-Saxon demographic, following on from ''Buffy the Negroslayer'' and ''Sabrina the Teenage Ordnungspolizei''.
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==Ideology==
 
==Ideology==
   
Hannah and her family have strong ties to the [[WN Wiki|White Nationalist Wiki]] organization, an infamous white nationalist group with little or no sense of humour. Their ideology has been described as racist and white supremacist in nature by many organizations. The Daily Telegraph reports that, on stage, Hannah executes [[Nazi]] salutes, as well as some leading members of the local Jewish population.
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Hannah and her family have strong ties to the [[WN Wiki|White Nationalist Wiki]] organization, an infamous white nationalist group with no sense of humour. Their ideas and theories have been described as racist and white supremacist in nature by many organizations. The Daily Telegraph reports that on stage, Hannah Montana executes [[Nazi]] salutes, as well as some leading members of the local Jewish population. Also, Hannah belongs to the Goose-stepping Society of America.
   
However, Hannah claims not to be a supremacist, but separatist, saying she wants a homeland for white people and that being supremacist contradicts the ideology of separatism. This state should include much of the western world, specifically the places that have the most money, and look nicest.
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However, Miley claims not to be a supremacist, but separatist, saying she wants a homeland for white people and that being supremacist contradicts the ideology of separatism. This state should include much of the Western world, specifically the places that have the most money, and look the nicest.
   
During an ABC interview, she stated that she believes [[Adolf Hitler]] was a great man with good ideas, such as [[Genocide|eugenic standards]] and incentives to improve the genetic quality of the [[German]] people, and marriage loans to help qualified German families begin upon a firm financial basis. Also, he loved his dog. In the interview, Hannah described the [[Holocaust Tycoon|Holocaust]] as being "''exaggerated''" and "''blown out of all proportion''". Like Oklahoma.
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During a recent interview, she said that she believes [[Adolf Hitler]] was a great man with good ideas, such as [[Genocide|eugenic standards]] and incentives to improve the genetic quality of the [[German]] people, and marriage loans to help qualified German families to have a firm financial basis. Also, she added that he loved his dog, Blarg. In the interview, Hannah described the [[Holocaust Tycoon|Holocaust]] as being "''exaggerated''" and "''blown out of all proportion''" - just like Oklahoma.
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==Future plans==
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Montana's statements regarding the future direction of her career have been decidedly vague. On more than one occasion, she has referenced a 'Grand Rebirth' and 'The Rise of A Fourth Reich'. E-Mail records indicate that she has been sending messages to her family and friends, stating that they should "Stay in their homes for awhile, and perhaps stock up on essential supplies like shotguns and crowbars". She has been spotted at various Disney celebrity hotspots, bidding tearful farewell to all the 'Dark people', who, sadly, "''won't be able to hide in my invulnerable atomic bunker when the glorious radioactive thunderbolts of Fryeyr fall like gentle summer rain along your filthy dark-skinned cities, as the earth runs black with the teeming masses of my undead countrymen.''"
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Her spokesperson has vehemently denied these claims, for pataphysical reasons.
   
 
==Discography==
 
==Discography==
[[Image:Klanfans01.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Thousands of screaming fans arrive to see Hannah perform at the [[2006]] Lollapalooza festival. Many bring their own candles for the poignant encore.]]
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[[Image:Klanfans01.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Thousands of screaming fans, clad in traditional white outfits, arrive to see Hannah Montana perform at the [[2006]] Lollapalooza Festival. Many of them bring their own candles for the poignant encore.]]
*'''Father of Mein''': A collection of classic tunes including "''Run, Nigger, Run''" - the official song of the 1936 Olympic Games, and "''Fight for your Reich (to Party)''". The title track refers to Hannah's love for her father, following the protracted custody battle involving her mother.
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*'''Father of Mein''': A collection of classic tunes including "''Run, Nigger, Run''" (The official song of the 1936 Olympic Games) and "''Fight for your Reich (to Party)''". The title track refers to Hannah's love for her father, following the custody battle involving her mother.
   
*'''The Path I Choose''': The first album featuring completely new songs, many, including the [[2005]] hit "''Panzr Boi''", were written by Hannah herself. The track "''Acky, Breaky Heartlands''" was penned by her father.
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*'''The Path I Choose''': The first album from Hannah Montana featuring newly-recorded songs, including the [[2005]] hits "''Panzr Boi''", and "''Start The Holocaust All Over''". "''Worst Of All Jews''" made it into the Top 100 countdown, staying at number one for several weeks. "''Achy Breaky Heartlands''" was written by her father, and contains many guitar riffs from [[Slipknot]]. The song "''7 Things I Hate About Jews''" is considered a timeless classic and hit the top 10 charts in Aryania.
   
*'''Heimatland''': A poignant collection of traditional songs, straight from the farm. It includes such songs as, "''Workin' für den Führer''", and ''"Eier und Schinken macht die Deutschen allmächtig"'', a great song, sung as a revival of traditional values by Hannah, to show her [[Jingo|commitment]] to her land and heritage. The album, released only in Germany also contains a moving cover of "''[[Spinal Tap|Sex auf dem]] [[Farm|Bauernhof]]''".
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*'''Heimatland''': A poignant collection of traditional song covers that originate from the fatherland. It includes "''Workin' für den Führer''" and ''"Eier und Schinken macht die Deutschen allmächtig"'', both sung as a revival of traditional values by Hannah Montana, to show her [[Jingo|commitment]] to her land and heritage. The limited edition of the album, released only in Germany, also contains a moving cover of "''[[Spinal Tap|Sex auf dem]] [[Farm|Bauernhof]].
   
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==
* [[Disney|Valt von Disney and the Aryan Brotherhood]]
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* [[Miley Davis]]
* [[Billy Ray Cyrus]]
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* [[Hannah Louisiana]]
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* [[Disney|Valt von Disney und zee Aryan Brotherhood]]
   
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Blonde, blue-eyed mid-western American sings music of the fatherland. Who wouldn't love that?

“Everyone's favorite Fraulein.”
~ Noel Coward on Hannah Montana

Hannah Montana refers to an individual, and the self-autobiographical American children's television series which shows on the Disney Channel. The series focuses on Miley Stuart Donaldson, who lives a double life as an average teenage girl at school during the day, and a famous neo-Nazi folk singer at night, called Hannah Montana - concealing her real identity from the public other than her close friends and family. Even though she looks AND sounds the same as Hannah Montana nobody knows who she is. Some say she's actually the Walrus but everyone knows she's not cool enough to be that.

She was previously called "Hannah California", but this was changed by her father because California "wasn't white enough".

She is also closely related to the late fellow Neo-Nazi Ian Stuart Donaldson.

TV Show

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Hannah Montana has influenced many teenage girls to become racist, anti-Semetic and KKK members.

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Hannah Montana.

With a number of recurring characters including her redneck father (Played by her real life father and brother, Billy-Ray Stuart Donaldson) Lola Luftwaffe (Hannah's best friend and confidante) and Jackson Stuart Donaldson (Miley's skinheaded hot, tattooed brother) Other characters include Thor (A rather angry major German god with a liking for lightning) and Doktor Josef (A South American doctor with an unusual accent and an interest in disabled children.)

The show is now entering its third season, and is one of the most successful series aimed at the white, Anglo-Saxon demographic, following on from Buffy the Negroslayer and Sabrina the Teenage Ordnungspolizei.

Ideology

Hannah and her family have strong ties to the White Nationalist Wiki organization, an infamous white nationalist group with no sense of humour. Their ideas and theories have been described as racist and white supremacist in nature by many organizations. The Daily Telegraph reports that on stage, Hannah Montana executes Nazi salutes, as well as some leading members of the local Jewish population. Also, Hannah belongs to the Goose-stepping Society of America.

However, Miley claims not to be a supremacist, but separatist, saying she wants a homeland for white people and that being supremacist contradicts the ideology of separatism. This state should include much of the Western world, specifically the places that have the most money, and look the nicest.

During a recent interview, she said that she believes Adolf Hitler was a great man with good ideas, such as eugenic standards and incentives to improve the genetic quality of the German people, and marriage loans to help qualified German families to have a firm financial basis. Also, she added that he loved his dog, Blarg. In the interview, Hannah described the Holocaust as being "exaggerated" and "blown out of all proportion" - just like Oklahoma.

Future plans

Montana's statements regarding the future direction of her career have been decidedly vague. On more than one occasion, she has referenced a 'Grand Rebirth' and 'The Rise of A Fourth Reich'. E-Mail records indicate that she has been sending messages to her family and friends, stating that they should "Stay in their homes for awhile, and perhaps stock up on essential supplies like shotguns and crowbars". She has been spotted at various Disney celebrity hotspots, bidding tearful farewell to all the 'Dark people', who, sadly, "won't be able to hide in my invulnerable atomic bunker when the glorious radioactive thunderbolts of Fryeyr fall like gentle summer rain along your filthy dark-skinned cities, as the earth runs black with the teeming masses of my undead countrymen."

Her spokesperson has vehemently denied these claims, for pataphysical reasons.

Discography

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Thousands of screaming fans, clad in traditional white outfits, arrive to see Hannah Montana perform at the 2006 Lollapalooza Festival. Many of them bring their own candles for the poignant encore.

  • Father of Mein: A collection of classic tunes including "Run, Nigger, Run" (The official song of the 1936 Olympic Games) and "Fight for your Reich (to Party)". The title track refers to Hannah's love for her father, following the custody battle involving her mother.
  • The Path I Choose: The first album from Hannah Montana featuring newly-recorded songs, including the 2005 hits "Panzr Boi", and "Start The Holocaust All Over". "Worst Of All Jews" made it into the Top 100 countdown, staying at number one for several weeks. "Achy Breaky Heartlands" was written by her father, and contains many guitar riffs from Slipknot. The song "7 Things I Hate About Jews" is considered a timeless classic and hit the top 10 charts in Aryania.
  • Heimatland: A poignant collection of traditional song covers that originate from the fatherland. It includes "Workin' für den Führer" and "Eier und Schinken macht die Deutschen allmächtig", both sung as a revival of traditional values by Hannah Montana, to show her commitment to her land and heritage. The limited edition of the album, released only in Germany, also contains a moving cover of "Sex auf dem Bauernhof.

See Also

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