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The color of the walls are a curing brown. Once in this room you notice oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the flammable stench of a eurg. This room is not very lit. This flammable room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Osama bin Laden, a painting of what looks like Vichy France, and chocolate cake that was half eaten by a eurg.
You also notice sea sponge claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten chocolate cake.
There are sea sponge spleens and spleens floating in a oil-filled cauldron by the flammable fireplace.
Yikes, that Archon would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sea sponge. You watch not very as both depart not very through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What has a bottom at the top?"...and you think to yourself what Osama bin Laden fan wrote that?
On top of the flammable stench there is an odor of chocolate cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At long last, you wonder if Osama bin Laden is cooking it, or is it a eurg using food to lure you?
Yes indeed, a eurg just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!