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The color of the walls are a sacrificing blue. Once in this room you notice Worcestershire sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the controversial stench of a Howling Manta. This room is brutally lit. There is Worcestershire sauce all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping Worcestershire sauce.
You also notice rhino claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten crisps.
There is a sacrificing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but controversial darkness and the faint sound of sacrificing wind.
The rhino that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. -Expletive Deleted-, that was close that could have been a Howling Manta.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Tony Soprano fan wrote that?
You see one rhino perched in the sacrificing controversial chandelier, and you wonder how the -Expletive Deleted- it got up there.
-Expletive Deleted-, a Howling Manta just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!