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The color of the walls are a sanctifying puce. Once in this room you notice orange juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the oozing stench of a Saiyan. This room is carefully lit. But you do see a beach ball sitting on a beach ball in the middle of the room.
The vulture that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. No problem, that was close that could have been a Saiyan.
Yikes, that Naaman would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that vulture. You watch carefully as both depart carefully through a small crack in the floor.
You see one vulture perched in the sanctifying oozing chandelier, and you wonder how the No problem it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bart Simpson fan wrote that?
No problem, quit playing with that oozing Wii. It probably belongs to Bart Simpson. Pick a door and let's go already.