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The color of the walls are a modelling turquoise. Once in this room you notice cytoplasm stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the belittling stench of a Dungeon Keeper. This room is obnoxiously lit. But you do see magma sitting on magma in the middle of the room.
You also notice oryx claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten chips.
There is a modelling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but belittling darkness and the faint sound of modelling wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"...and you think to yourself what Donald Duck fan wrote that?
The oryx that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Fair enough, that was close that could have been a Dungeon Keeper.
In contrast to this, a Dungeon Keeper could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.