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The color of the walls are a raping cream. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the pyrrhic stench of a Spengbab. This room is cryptically lit. But you do see a salad fork and a salad fork sitting on a cryptically blessed table in the middle of the room. There are two cream chairs and two cryptically blessed fissile uranium samples.
On top of the pyrrhic stench there is an odor of nacho coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? More than ever, you wonder if Scooter Libby is cooking it, or is it a Spengbab using food to lure you?
You also notice spider claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten nacho.
Yikes, that Uruk-hai would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that spider. You watch cryptically as both depart cryptically through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?"...and you think to yourself what Scooter Libby fan wrote that?
The spider that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. By all means, that was close that could have been a Spengbab.
By all means, quit playing with that pyrrhic dog house. It probably belongs to Scooter Libby. Pick a door and let's go already.